Tj

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

The snickers vein is one thing but giving me a straight up leaker? Reeses your days are numbered #nastybastards

[Olin aka MMAnomaly👊 @MMAnomaly]

UFC White House aftermath

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

me turning on my $25 ice spice air fryer

[Paul Soter @PaulSoter]

I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

“Yes the bumbling comic relief, have him give the emperor all his powers.”

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

This the funniest shit I’ve ever read

[lethi @softchatblanc]

Did you like Jesus Christ as the main character of the Bible?

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

There are Naboo Starfighters everywhere for people with eyes to see

[YipsinMonte @cabron_sol]

@aurelianist

[Aliqua Portio @aurelianist]

The vatican is hiding big chungus

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

Yall like nostalgia so much go smoke a white grape white owl

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Am noo figh’ah

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the ides of march

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

#Year23 #JustAKidFromTheSavannah

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

i need good men ser duncan