Tyler Bjerg

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

All the water in Switzerland taste like shit

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

The heat are so fucking bad offensively it’s making me physically sick

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

Best thing about being in the military is all the friends you make. Literally can go anywhere in the world and have a friend there.

[SIR TAE☕️ @TAE_HAWKS]

How I’d play if I knew Jhene Aiko was in the crowd #SuperBowl

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times! Shaped foods and candy taste better than the original!

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

I’m pissed I’ve wasted 2 years of my life not being able to do shit for this COVID shit I got over in a few days

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

I’m tired of being overseas….I’m ready to live in the states again

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

2022 said here’s COVID and a tsunami for the tiny ass island you live on within 16 days of starting 😂

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

I hate clubs who play 30 mins straight of thot girl anthems…

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

I wanted the dolphins to get kyle pitts so bad....

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

@AveryMo_ wow this man doesnt say nothing to me in months and now he coming at me like this 😂😂

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

Fuck pull-ups

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

Is earth day new? Cause I’ve never seen shit about it ever until today.

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

I’m so over covid. You get a vaccine you still can’t do shit. So what’s the point? Just let people do what they want and if you’re scared, stay inside.

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

@Orteestify Shit bout to crash cause they putting restrictions on it

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

2015-2019 was the best and if you disagree We can squabble

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

People pushing the vaccine and still can’t do shit after getting it

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

@Orteestify Tells you to hold the ball to run out the clock up by 2 with 5 seconds left. Fires a 3 that goes off the side of the backboard in the corner all alone...they go on to tie the game.

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

There was an earthquake here so I asked what I was suppose to do. Get under the table? The building might collapse. Go outside? There might be a tsunami. Go to the roof? Again, building might collapse. So, just perish?

[Tyler Bjerg @TylerBjerg]

@Orteestify It’s a good ass show