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[Ty @Tylerfevy]

she king on my gizzard til I lizard wizard

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[saila @sailaunderscore]

There is a very narrow range from ~1998 to ~2005 in which you could be born without lead poisoning and also not be an Ipad baby.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Hannah Einbinder on being called brave for using her platform to support Palestine:

“I don’t believe what I do is brave at all. It’s rational. And the fact that others are cowardly doesn’t make what I do brave. The people of Gaza are brave. I live with immense privilege. In my view, speaking about Palestine as I do is the least I can do.”

(https://t.co/CVU0udhLLW)

[🕸️ @recreatings]

Agamemnon taking his helmet off :

[Valentin @wannabegroncho]

This interview had many great soundbites but this is by far the best one, recommend checking out all of Nolan's answer but bottom line:

- Her: do we need to apologize for greatness?
- Him: yes we do, or else the audience rejects it

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

Mamdani is showing Americans how much they’ve been propagandized by our government.

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

You can always count on Trump to say the quiet part out loud

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Hey MAGA, manufacturing did NOT come back to America. YOU paid the tariffs. The BILLIONAIRES got the refunds. Starting to get it, you stupid fucks?

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

When the Democrats take power, the Republicans will suddenly be concerned about the debt. Bookmark this.

[Don Pettit @astro_Pettit]

I finally have all 1.2 million raw image files from my latest mission to ISS! Here is a sample of one of my favorite Milky Way photos, taken from the Cupola with Nikon Z9, Arri Zeiss 15mm lens, T1.8 with custom sidereal drive that cancelled out star motion relative to our orbit.

[I Only Follow Bottoms (Original) 💖🔥 @Ravenger___]

POV: You’re being saved from a wildfire in 2032

[Eric @EricAgain_]

Me stuck in a meeting that has absolutely nothing to do with me, but my manager still wants me there

[logan @pinewoodlogs]

@jezfrompeepshow 2 months into living there:

[Ty @Tylerfevy]

@SoPrettyPink @TheCineprism What an odd thing to care about

[Ty @Tylerfevy]

@SoPrettyPink @TheCineprism The Odyssey 1000% will be lol. It’s already above 650M and hasn’t even released in China yet