Tyler Schochenmaier

man city & banter
... coach bit of football 🇳🇱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇺🇸 🇪🇸

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

He gave this to her ❤ @edersonmoraes93 #mcfc

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What an end to the Ghana v Panama match! End to end!

#ghapan #worldcup

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

Hearing the moaning across the stadiums over hydration breaks should be a signal to @FIFAWorldCup to fix themselves and act in spirit of the game rather than the spirit of the dollar.

What a shame. #worldcup #ghana    #panama

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This Ghana v. Panama match is wild for an affair with 0 goals!

#ghapan #worldcup

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

Nico O'Reilly's hair reminds me too much of Dele Alli

#england #engcro #worldcup

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

American commentators will do anything possible to highlight when an MLS player does something well...to bolster the league on the world stage.

Literally every single match.

#engcro #croatia #england #worldcup

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

Sensational from Croatia!

#engcro #croatia

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Croatia 👀

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Arsenal had less % of possession in the Champions League final than Cape Verde 💀

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

Now how has bentancur avoided yellow there. Wow

#ksauru #worldcup #uruguay       #saudiarabia

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

Everyone on earth knows that a "hydration break" is merely a scam to run advertising.

Some of these stadiums are climate controlled. These players are coming off 40-60 match seasons at full fitness.

FIFA = Scam artists

#nedjpn #netherlands    #japan    #worldcup

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

Some goal from Japan there!

#nedjpn #fifaworldcup #worldcup

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Japan defending is disciplined and well structured today

#netherlands #worldcup #nedjpn

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

Not sure there Dutch are good enough without a center forward. Amazes me they dont have anyone.

#netherlands    #japan    #worldcup

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

Am sat in an Irish pub in Old Town Alexandria, Virginia...trying to watch the world cup and they have live music playing 😬🙃

#netherlands    #japan

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

The amount of "first time" World Cup watchers here in Virginia is promising..

Sat next to a woman who was asking her partner to explain why Liverpool wasnt competing.

We have a long way to go still...

#usmnt    #usa #worldcup #fifaworldcup #netherlands    #japan

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

Just like that, Red Bull and McLaren pick up vital points in a matter of seconds due to mechanical issues across the teams

#formula1 #f1 #barcelonagp

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

So many mechanical issues in F1...

Oof

#barcelonagp #formula1

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

The timing of that for Lewis Hamilton!

#f1

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

4 retirements for mechanical issues... only 2/3 of the way thru

#barcelona #f1

[Tyler Schochenmaier @TylerJShock]

A good F1 race weekend so far at Barcelona... so much better than Monaco