If Sal has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Sal has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Sal has only one fan then that is me. If Sal has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Sal, then I am against the world.
BREAKING: Eugenio Suárez and the #Reds are in agreement on a one-year, $15 million contract with a mutual option for 2027, per @JeffPassan.
GENOOOO IS BACK!