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[madi @TylerMadi]

the moron “religion” is a fucking horrible cult how is this not more well known

[madi @TylerMadi]

no

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Normalize being a Pisces

[madi @TylerMadi]

i hope no one i know goes on twitter anymore cause this is now my drunk diary

[madi @TylerMadi]

anyone else just love things so much that u want to squeeze it as hard as u can!?

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@lambofgod My dad really dug your stuff.
#NationalRoastDay

[The Visitors @TheVisitorsNFT]

The first Recycler event is on November 30th.

Are you ready?

[madi @TylerMadi]

someone help instagram won’t let me share other ig pictures to my story

[BONES @TeamSESH]

SESH

[madi @TylerMadi]

i love when i’m at sidetraxx on a monday night and some basic bitches have their songs playing on touch tones and i just just fast pass a lorn song and they come up to the machine all confused

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.

[vince @vincestaples]

LAW OF AVERAGES video in 1 hour.

[madi @TylerMadi]

why when people wear a cross necklace no one says shit but when i wear a hail satan necklace i get yelled at!?

[madi @TylerMadi]

the ghost at work is my therapist

[madi @TylerMadi]

sending someone my favorite dylan ross song means more to me than telling them i love them

[blueface @bluefacebleedem]

Wtf is a cult ?

[madi @TylerMadi]

my life would be nothing without dry shampoo tbh

[madi @TylerMadi]

hello i started watching sons of anarchy and now i need a biker gang bf like jax, any hells angles boys that fit that description please dm me. thx u

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

All jokes aside, @tedcruz is a fascist piece of shit.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

If you’re a white supremacist fascist who doesn’t find it offensive when someone calls your wife ugly, Ted Cruz is the exact motherfucker for you.