TylerMartinCom

A serious professional with totally accurate and 100% honest interpretations of the world. Ahh who I’m I kidding I’m the jester of the castle.

[Don Keidick @jvnkyard_jake]

‘whose pussy is this?’

- an investigator searching through ed geins home in 1957

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

the ending of civil war (2024)

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

Yeah except the one standing beside you😂

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

Do these kinda people just want everyone to eat lettuce and insects? Like be so fr bro just enjoy the fucking cookie. Guess what? One day you will die and it will not matter if you’ve had 0 or even 1000 crumbl cookies. No one will care what you ate because you’ll be dead.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“One of the most evil demonic brands in American is Crumbl Cookie”

“The owner is making millions of dollars of this product and is really poisoning the American people”

“This is not a dessert - this is a chemical disguised as a cookie”

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

@MilaLovesJoe STILL fine after all these years. By far the best piece Clinton ever got.

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

Mom: "You should have seen that in 4th grade"

Me and my buddies in 4th grade:

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

Just imagine putting yourself through hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt for this😂😂. College is truly a scam.

[Jack @jackunheard]

🚨BREAKING: A University of Tennessee professor canceled class immediately after hearing the news that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce got engaged.

He says he was too overwhelmed to focus on teaching.

Fire this guy immediately.

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

@kenklippenstein What if we took away healthcare from people that have cancer or that have been shot? I wonder how he’d feel then?

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

@RepJasmine The constitution is actually a living document. Meaning it can be changed or simply taken out at any time. Try to work on that first. I would think being you’re a congresswoman and all you would know that.

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

I guess we are really back boys. #DonaldWBush #MAGAIG

[Old Row @OldRowOfficial]

Real. https://t.co/Dp5SYqvL2M

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

I’m just glad that we finally figured out why eggs are so damn expensive. It’s been the Iranians this entire time. Thank god for the Israelis.🙏🏻

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

You can’t bend them knees to begin with dawg🤣

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Let me repeat myself: We don't have kings in America, and I don't intend to bend the knee to one.

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

@ComicDaveSmith Man he never was. He was never the top pick he was just the better pick from the murderous Secretary of State, the dementia ridden old man, and the cackling nursery rhyme lady.

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

That is crazy. But say bruh did you know that Jewish Americans can get loans with 0% interest on them?

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson announces he will be giving race-based grants to black people. This is blatantly racist.

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

You mean we have to do basic things by ourselves with no slave labor? How will the union survive this?

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

LOS ANGELES WOMAN SLAMS ICE: "I have friends texting me...my gardener didn't show up, housekeeper didn't show...farmer's market is closed...everyone's scared...you're gonna have to do your own dishes, clean your own house, mow your own lawn!"

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

Have you tried using the hashtag #FreePalestine perhaps?

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Welcome to America!!

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

My dude attacking service members and a parade that honored them and the history that one organization for there to even be mass protest is not the argument you think it is. You’ve forgotten that just because you’re popular in California does not mean you are everywhere else.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

God Bless America 🇺🇸

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

You know it’s crazy that the US military unlike other militaries like idk NK or Russia aren’t forcibly made to march and practice marching or face death. It’s almost like we don’t do military parades all the time because we’re busy being an ACTUAL military.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

I really thought Trump’s police state parade would look fascist and scary. Instead it’s just humiliating. Are the soldiers marching like this as a low key fuck you to Trump? Compare it to any other military parade and you’ll see what I mean.

[TylerMartinCom @TylerMartinCom]

Mayonnaise sandwich eatin motherfuckers

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Guess the average age of the crowd…