If you take 30 minutes to pick me up from hell on earth (connolleys) then have the fucking heat on set at 76 you just aren’t getting a fucking tip. I might actually just kick the back of the seat the whole ride home
This literally the inverse of the ESPN feed with crowd noise prioritized and even drowning out Kenny Albert’s voice. Tell me you wouldn’t love to watch a feed like this.
Guy in the booth behind me at this diner won’t shut the fuck up about the theory of relativity and the speed of light and Nobel prizes. If this is like some sort of date thing, the girl hasn’t made a sound other than “mhm” for the past 30 minutes.
👍Into the mystic-Van Morrison
recap of the night
women talked to: 3
of which were my friends gfs: 3
rum and diets: 10
surfsides: 8
puked on by tommy: 1
“would”: 27
dudes talked to: 38
#DryJanuaryStartsInAWeek
i dont hate the rangers, i dont really hate any franchise honestly. Its just a nightmare having to be a guy on the internet that played divison 12 autism division hockey (the bad kind) that knows everything about the sport and seeing these teams mismanage themselves into oblivion on a regular basis. how do some of these people have jobs. thats just the world we live in. its all about who you know and who likes you
When my wife has our first child I want a Jersey Mikes employee there standing directly next to my wife in the delivery room ready to pour outrageous amounts of red wine vinegar and olive oil blend all over that god damn baby.