Typhoon Texas Waterpark

Texas summer's official problem-solver. 100°+ outside? We have a wave pool and zero chill. 🌊

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@FactsAboutTexas We got the swimming/diving events!!!

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cancel houston weather.

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@FactsAboutTexas Gotten a Typhoon Texas season pass.

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I'll just crack a window - A Texan lying to themselves in a 105 degree parking lot

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@ShellReneee fun

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@collinmyerswx You need to tell them about the fix (Typhoon Texas is the fix)

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@DelTaco probably not

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@psyuttik

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there's a man asleep in the lazy river. been 2 hours. we are not waking him. we call this the lazy river effect.

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What is, Typhoon Texas?

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@JustKingss fun in the sun

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@moonchild23580 We would be married if we worked our problems out in the lazy river

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@pizzahut we let grown-ups have kid's table energy

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@muheediva01 probably water

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@VisitHouston we got this tho

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We've been thinking...

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@collinmyerswx I don't want to say it again. We have the cure.

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@pepsi Nah were good

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Its hot, Typhoon Texas is not.

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you should probably go like get these or something

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