Typical Cat

Catnip connoisseur; likely sleeping. #RIPStubbs #ChasingThatBag

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When you get 4 strokes instead of the 3 you requested

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Who’s buyin?

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Me being escorted out of the all you can eat buffet

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*hears sound of vacuum cleaner start up*

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“Describe your perfect island”

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Feline Supremacy

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Who’s next please?

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Me contemplating how I’m going to explain that I lied on my job application

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1 minute into my shift

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I don’t wanna go outside I just want you to hold the door open for me why’s that so fuckin hard to understand meow

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Quick 19 hour nap, now for a shit and zoomies

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When you bring dinner back and it runs under the oven

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Step 1. Wait for human to work
Step 2. Be inconvenient
- congrats, now you know how to cat

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Line up bitches

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When you lose ur vape

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You can talk to a dog but you can only leave a cat a message