Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥

✨Just your average night shift Hospitalist NP.✨

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

Patient said he wishes he had a rifle so he could come in and shoot all of us. Nephrologist just pressed charges 👏👏

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

Tying up loose ends at work and I texted my collaborator about a patient’s blood cultures

Me: “Would you like me to repeat them?”
Doc: “I say this loving… go the fuck home”

🤣🤣🤣

[BIG Keg 💫♣️ @biggest_kegg]

@iamcardib The Nicki Minaj & Cardi B beef feels like Peter Griffin & Ernie The Giant Chicken. Never ends 😭

[Chief @chiefflips]

@SaycheeseDGTL boosie ANYTIME he sees anything gay

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

Coming out of my twitter/X hiatus to report that I passed my AG-ACNP boards today ��🙌

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

Nothing gets me hot like someone who doesn’t listen during report and interrupts with questions.

Chances are if you shut the fuck up, I’ll tell you the information you need!

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

7 more months until im done with my acute care program and im not sure how im supposed to stay sane until then

[ta’mia @vondutchrry]

let’s keep TikTok and ban Crumbl Cookies instead!

[Stop the Forever Wars @DoctorFishbones]

Let's talk for a moment about why someone would want to murder the CEO of UnitedHealth

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

Emerging from my twitter hiatus to say I’m 9 months away from finishing AGACNP program!!! 🤩

[𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚊 𝙳𝚊’𝙽𝚊𝚎 ❤︎ @mxrvssa]

As a mother, I find myself crying over my son when he’s asleep. He’s so innocent, so sweet. Mom guilt eats me alive because he just deserves the world and more. I just hope one day he just sees all my hard work for him and genuinely understands I love him so much. He is the biggest blessing I needed in this lonely, heartless world.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The NFL forcing us to watch the Jets on primetime

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

@Q2turnQueen Same! I miss my MICU trainwrecks.

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

Update: it does. My son has always been an sweet angel but now he’s a sweet angel who SLEEPS thank God

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

please tell me the newborn phase gets better because my kid actually hasn’t stopped screaming for days 🥲

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

How supportive not only my boss as been, but the hospital in general. It doesn’t take away my feelings of anxiety and impeding doom, but it sure does help.

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

I had an incident that potentially could be seen as a senitel event happen Christmas night. I’ve felt nothing but shame, guilt, and have questioned my abilities as a nurse. I finally confided in my boss after weeks of mental torture and it’s incredible -

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

I think nursing has ruined me. I thought switching jobs would make this feeling go away but it’s still here 🫠

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

Only I would have a patient who has a massive stroke on the toliet in her hospital room on Christmas 🙃

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

@MrsPA_C Thinking of you ♥️

[Kira APRN-CNP, AGACNP🔥 @Typical_ICURN]

Still not sure if I’m a fan of this Neuro ICU gig but wow when those patients crash it’s like a hot pile of garbage…. I kind of like it 😏