Rooski

Probably wearing my lunch

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

There's 3 types of people out there. Two are afraid of getting in trouble. One of the two will get a lecture or discipline. The other is afriad of screwing themself over by their own act. The third fears nothing because they are always without repricussion of there own actions.

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

It’s really hard to play it cool when deep down you know you’re the hugest freaking nerd.

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

My Nonna never thought she was a babe. One day a man came in to her work and she had no clue that he was hitting on her because she never knew how cute she was. That man was Marlon Brando😂😭 Lesson Learned: we never view ourselves the way others view us inside and out.🦋💋😭

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

all I want is someone that looks at me the way Mose looks at his scarecrow girlfriend

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

I’ll take one of those please

[Chance Butterfield @TheLongScore]

Seriously need to not have so many things on my mind at once.

My horse sat outside with just a pad on for two hours because I forgot I was saddling the son of a bitch.

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

@collegefessing Natural selection

[4K Demon @beast2xHD]

@TheNathanNS @30SecFights Australians are just British Texans

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

Guys on IG: trash girls; attest to being the superior gender

Girls on IG: trash guys; attest to being to superior gender

Both IRL: turned on by a pulse; forgets all hatred toward anything and everything

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

Ventura County Fair it’s@all about the kids#brixtonnRyeRye https://t.co/9x1mHAAauA

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

River Bluff Ranch West Pasture where Comanche Indians once roamed and the native blue stem grass still grows… https://t.co/C0k7CBp5tc

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

It’s heartbreaking when you pride yourself on a good sense of direction & think that you’re going northeast but you take a look at your compass & you’re really going Northwest. Fml

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

There’s a lot of girls that can say they’re hot. But not a lot of girls can say they look like Joan Jett and the cross dressing bass player. Some chicks are cute. But do they embody the heart of rock n roll? Jk I’m just tryna justify shitty hair and odd outfit choices.

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

@average__t And accidentally high kick someone in the temple

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

I don’t get fedoras. When girls wear them they’re too masculine. When guys wear them they’re too feminine.

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

“What color nail polish are you wearing?” Wingsauce.

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

“You gotta lower your standards and higher your average.” - girls and rodeo events by jimmy dean

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

“I’d like to think that if people were flowers, I would be a desert wildflower. While they are in bloom they are hardly noticed to the masses that come and go, but are sought out by the better few.” - anonymous

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

nosebleeds are a great reminder to drink water more than once a year

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

if anyone that reads this can understand my meaning right on cuz i don't hehe i was drunk and venting about randomness

[Rooski @Typical_Tana]

I was getting real emotional about my dog that passed and realized he loved me and cared about me the way I want to be loved by a man, meaning my standards are hard to meet.