Typicalasiankid

what color is a carrot? carrot? I think it’s umm… I think uhh… it’s uhh.. I think it a carrot. Uhh. I don’t know about carrots. I don’t know nothing bout that.

[isaacwhy @isaac_why]

biden this trump that. my vote is with brent peterson

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

i love my girlfriend (i wasn’t guilted into tweeting this because of the previous tweet)

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

girls be like i’m not mad and then proceed to make you feel like you killed their entire family

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

call me Tiger the way she on this Wood 😮‍💨

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

“your twitter confuses me” good that’s the point

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

how i look at a customer when they ask me a question after i clocked in 2 seconds ago

[Rap God @twomad]

have sex

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

it’s a “plants” by crumb kinda day today

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

me: taking a girl on a date to an art museum
also me: what if i just projectile vomited right now

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

Having a fancy car is cool but having to buy fancy gas makes me regret living

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

“i’ll tell you later” tell me now or i WILL kill myself

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

feeling an arsonist mood today ngl

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

being the “boy best friend” that a guy worries about boosts my ego so much

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

feeding my friends dating advice gives me a reason to live

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

Going to my car on lunch to listen and cry to beach house then immediately going back to work >>>

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

If they listen to beach house they fine by me ong

[Typicalasiankid @Typicalasianbro]

Getting too old for car sex, imma blow my own back out I swear