TypicalAsshole

[TypicalAsshole @TypicalAss]

It's not that I have no feelings, I simply don't care one bit about yours.

[TypicalAsshole @TypicalAss]

If you don't believe in gay marriage you deserve to be butt raped.

[Cody Minella @Dat_Dude_Cody]

Not really sure why but I got followed by @TypicalAss today haha

[TypicalAsshole @TypicalAss]

It's perfect that girls never text first, gives us a good excuse to not talk to them.

[TypicalAsshole @TypicalAss]

If you call me an asshole I will absorb it and ultimately become a larger asshole.

[TypicalAsshole @TypicalAss]

#LiesIveToldMyParents While you're out of town I'm gonna throw a huge ass party with lots of alcohol.

Or at least they thought I was lying.

[TypicalAsshole @TypicalAss]

For some odd reason girls enjoy being treated like dog poop.

[TypicalAsshole @TypicalAss]

If you fail classes, smoke, and party every weekend the females will not be capable of resisting.

[TypicalAsshole @TypicalAss]

-scratches crotch in public-

[TypicalAsshole @TypicalAss]

Her: "baby you hang up first. (:"

Me: "peace" -hangs up plays cod-

[TypicalAsshole @TypicalAss]

If you confide in me I will tell you the blatant truth, which in almost every case will make you cry.