Typical Columbia

Just a typical day in Columbia.

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A semi full of syrup turned over on 80?

Sounds like a ~sticky~ situation to me.

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@djrarey Shhhhhh 🤫

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Also prayers for all the bathrooms affected by the food trucks today.... 🤠💩😤☠️

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Truck It Up food truck fest is today 11-8...... There ain’t much more that Columbian’s love more than eating.

And the fact that there is a SHOGUN truck.............. LOOK OUT Y’ALL.

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Truck It Up food truck fest is today 11-8...... There ain’t much more that Columbian’s love more than eating.

And the fact that there is a SHOGUN truck.............. LOOK OUT Y’ALL.

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It’s that wonderful time of year where you aren’t sure if that loud BANG is just your redneck neighbors setting off fireworks, or if your redneck neighbors are shooting at you.

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Imagine living in a place where you didn’t have to specify “fast time” or “slow time.”

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Weekend date night: Go to Bowling Green and eat Olive Garden or Longhorn, then pick any 3:
The mall
Cabela’s
Sam’s Club
TJ Maxx
Hobby Lobby

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My Instagram feed today has been dead turkey, dead turkey, some girl I graduated with at Keeneland with her sorority sisters, dude with a gun and no dead turkey, dead turkey, dogs and small babies wearing rabbit ears for an Easter photo shoot, dude with a dead turkey.

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Thursday’s mean the Layos Taco truck is in town...... and y’all know where to catch me. 🤑🤪😋🌮

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Getting sick of eating the same restaurants over and over and over and over.... But still feeling blessed because we have more options than towns like Burkesville.

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The light at the end of Tutt St. there by Sonic is the longest light in all of Columbia.... Maybe in all of Kentucky.

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Columbia’s really about to float away..... Grab your kayaks, your bass boats, your pool floats and hope for the best. Hope y’all can swim. 🤞🏼

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I think it’s completely plausible that Columbia could just float away..

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Going to Downtown Days JUST for a ribeye sandwich, loaded ribbon tater, and deep fried Twinkies/candy bars/oreos and being completely okay with having a heart attack later in front of everyone you’ve ever met.

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Driving around The Square and almost having a heart attack because you aren’t sure if those are actual humans or squarecrows.

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There’s nothing that the good people of Columbia enjoy more than sticking their noses into other people’s business..... 👀

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Never thought we’d see the sun shine again in Columbia.

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@HatchHole You’re safe, bub. Enjoy some local Columbia cuisine!

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Are you really from Columbia if you don’t go to Sonic at least 3-5 times a week??

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Girls wearing Nanwood Market tee shirts. All of ‘em.