Your Typical Furry @ MFF

Local to you! 18 year old gay power bottom wolf-husky taur! I'm the stain on your fandom! [purely parody]

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

[Thinking of bringing this account over to Blue Sky and to kinda remix some of the older posts; modernize and repost, full transparency]

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

A gift for anyone voting red tomorrow :3

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

@RoePipi With the cute fursuit

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

The furry fandom is a magical place where you can get accused of being a pedophile or zoophile for some weird arbitrary unrelated bullshit, yet somehow the dude with pending molestation charges is fine to hit up your local convention unopposed.

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

Always believe victims unless the alleged perpetrator is someone you respect, then you should cast doubt, even if 60+ victims came forward.

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

My impressions are down, so it's time for an engagement bait post.

RT if you'd date me 🥺
Like if you'd punch me for a million dollars 💵
Comment if you'd throw me in a blender.

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

I deserve at least $10,000 to press play on my macbook for a furcon dance.

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

Shaking and crying right now. I just saw rule 34 of my comfort character. 😭

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

To my followers that follow this person, just wanted to let ya know, they have been defending problematic people. Here's their profile, no proof though, just trust me.

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

Oh, did you, a content creator, befriend an artist not knowing they drew cub porn? Apparently that makes you a groomer. Sound logic!

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

I am planning to go to AC, MFF, FWA, LVFC, BLFC, FC, and TFF this year, but between every con I'm going to constantly complain about how I don't have any money.

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

Furries be like "I got that dog in me"
Meanwhile, zoophiles be like "I got that me in dog".

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

I swear my life is officially over if I don't have any sex at this con. T_T

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

Oh, did you block me because I posted alleged evidence of your fursuit maker's misgivings as a reply to your fursuit Friday photo? Clearly it's because you support bad people, and not because I'm annoying and left an irrelevant comment on your content.

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

Happy Testicular Torsion Tuesday!

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

I'm going to touch your fursuit without your consent >:3

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

It's absolutely wild to me that employers expect you to actually work to earn your pay.

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

Aww man #denfur2023 sounds like a total shitshow, like zero fun to be had at all, glad I didn't go. I wouldn't be aware of anything good about it based on what anyone on Twitter is saying.

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

Sorry everyone, I just can't stand being on this site anymore so I'm packing up my Twitter account and moving to another site despite the fact that everyone I know is here and not nearly as many fellow furries are on any of the alternatives.

[Your Typical Furry @ MFF @TypicalFurry]

Hey, sorry I've been a scourge on the furry fandom, a busy body at times, and generally bitter and argumentative, but I'm having financial trouble, so please donate to my GoFundMe.