Typical Mackem

I love cheesy chips me like!

[Typical Mackem @TypicalMackem]

Wew, just got let out of jail...got 18 month for summit called incest...was ok tho cos I shared a cell with Wor tadger.
#ftm

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Don't know what's worse, us gerrin beat eight nowt or them jordies Beatin City last neet
#ftm
#nufc
#safc

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Is it true that we get a trophy if we win on sarrada?
#ftm

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Me mam been hiding her giro from me uncle again.
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Will the club be giving out free tickets for the cup final, like they do all other games?
#ftm
#safc

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Classy bird like gotta costa bag!

Reckon am ganna finger her

#ftm

[Typical Mackem @TypicalMackem]

Best thing about playing on a Sunday is me sarrada neet doesn't get spoilt by getting beat again

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[Typical Mackem @TypicalMackem]

Wor lass wasn't happy with the Chinese carry oot I brought Yem like!
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Got this as a wedding present, it's perfect!
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#namesomethingyoudontlikebuteveryonedoes

Me grannies blow jobs

[Typical Mackem @TypicalMackem]

#cattermolesparty

Got pissed, acted like a wanker, chinned a few cars

#ftm

[Typical Mackem @TypicalMackem]

Sore head today, we not had such a good party since the day me Fatha got oot of jail and married me sister!

#ftm

[Typical Mackem @TypicalMackem]

Anyone know what time the open top bus parade is today?

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Di Canio not the only one that had to change his trousers, I shit mesel at central station.

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So nervous I've got the shits, but if I shit mesel will just wipe it on the walls like last year!

Even tho I'm watching it at home!
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Can't wait for 14th Me mutha is marrying uncle Stu in morning then party with the match on in afternoon!

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Got the metty to the airport today, just to see what it felt like!

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Got me Sunderland shirt on owa the metro centre, just pure stared oot everyone in build -a-bear

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I wonder if Keegan would come and manage us?

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[Typical Mackem @TypicalMackem]

Cannit believe they sacked Marty, I hope we get Terry Butcher or Malcolm Crosby back before the derby!

#ftm