King Cold

King of the Icejin race and Planet Trade Organization. Humiliated father. Babysitter of the Ginyu Force.

[𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻 𝚉𝙰𝚁𝙱𝙾𝙽 @FabulousZarbon]

"I've been on this ship for 737 years. Where has my life gone?"

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

@FabulousZarbon You weren't thinking at all, Zarbon! *Passes out into a Xanax coma*

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

@FabulousZarbon *Slowly turns his head sideways and gives him the stink eye* Does it look like I require any water, Zarbon

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

@FabulousZarbon *Downs the entire bottle without any water*

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

I AM A TYRANT. NOT A DAMNED BABYSITTER.

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

@FabulousZarbon All. Of. Them.

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

DISGRACE

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

@FabulousZarbon @originaljeice DAMN YOU SPACE AUSTRALIAN

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

WHO THE FUCK WAS THE ONE ON CLEANING DUTY THIS PAST YEAR!? YOU'RE FIRED.

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

THIS SHIP IS FILTHY.

[𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻 𝚉𝙰𝚁𝙱𝙾𝙽 @FabulousZarbon]

@TyrantKingCold "Of course, sire." Hoists the colours!

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

IT'S TIME...TO H-H-H...H-H-H-H-HOIST THE FUCKING COLOURS. @FabulousZarbon

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

Do you....know...what time it is, Zarbon.... @FabulousZarbon

[𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻 𝚉𝙰𝚁𝙱𝙾𝙽 @FabulousZarbon]

Trips on acid. "The colors, Dodoria, the colors!!!"

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

Do you know what time it is

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

UNORDINARY.

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

Yes.

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

[Snores] @EliteVestro

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

@FabulousZarbon [Throws them]

[King Cold @TyrantKingCold]

@EliteVestro [Falls asleep]