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[shr8m 🪐 @tyrantulia]

Trying to have to normal interaction with another person without being awkward

[kida @kidasnow]

@alaiasmuse we must spread the beauty in ageing propaganda

[shr8m 🪐 @tyrantulia]

Travelling with white people means you have to wait for them to finish tanning

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[autist @litteralyme0]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[shr8m 🪐 @tyrantulia]

Truck drivers should kill themselves

[y2k @y2kpopart]

one of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.......

[shr8m 🪐 @tyrantulia]

I can hear my sneezes getting louder as I grow older

[Alexa ♡ @malleuses]

u will be overpaid and underworked

[shr8m 🪐 @tyrantulia]

“I don’t want my kids to be exposed to that” brother your baby has more cocaine than microplastics in its system

[shr8m 🪐 @tyrantulia]

No one is more delusional than a right wing crackhead

[shr8m 🪐 @tyrantulia]

Finally muted the words love island

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

this summer i am going to figure some things out …

[shr8m 🪐 @tyrantulia]

If I see one more person traveling im turning evil (inevitable)

[shr8m 🪐 @tyrantulia]

All that plastic surgery just to keep using filters…jskslskskakaks

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

brushing your teeth in the morning is like a little treat…the only way to greet the day….utterly satisfying….but brushing your teeth at night? a hellish chore…walking from bed to bathroom harder than working in the mines all day…getting pissed just thinking about it

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

you either die a lover or live long enough to see yourself become avoidant

[‎ً @labyerenth]

Yes my vape tastes like email
Yes i still hit it
Its ok