TyranValoris

[TyranValoris @TyranValoris]

Australia

[Leon @laterza_chris]

@RT_com Oi mate do you have a loicense to pick up rubbish?

[RT @RT_com]

Man faces 2 years in prison for cleaning up a river

Paul Powlesland and a group of volunteers removed 200 bags of rubbish from London's River Roding

The Environment Agency is prosecuting him for not having a permit

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[kimmy @Kimmy_komina]

บ้าบอ55

[Brad🍒⚪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BradJT1301]

First time I've ever voted for the option I want rather than the one that's least shit

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

People in Britain keep messaging me.

They want me to post something.
They cannot post it themselves.

Not because they are wrong.
Because in their country, being right about the wrong topic can end your job, your reputation, your freedom.

So they ask a Japanese account to say it instead.

That is not a small thing.
That is what a country looks like when free speech is already gone.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Stop calling them ‘Asian’ ‘grooming gangs’.

They are not Japanese.

Call them what they are.

Predominately Pakistani Muslim rape gangs.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The BBC continues to ignore our rape gang inquiry when it’s convenient. But please read this to understand how the bent establishment weaponises its institutions against us…

When a malicious complaint was made to Parliament about our fundraising efforts for the inquiry last year, the BBC were leaked it. Obviously. They gave us ten minutes to respond, and then published the story insinuating we had done something wrong.

We hadn’t.

It was immediately cleared by Parliament, and the BBC was forced to issue an apology.

Not before the lie had spread around the country.

But.

When we held our hearings, zero coverage. Silence.

Same for our report now. Nothing. The most comprehensive and honest analysis of the rape gang scandal. Ignored.

It clearly is of public interest, because the covered the negative story with such enthusiasm. So can you tell me why they won’t report our findings?

The entire establishment wants us to fail.

We will not.

[MuadFree (Requeté Penitente) @MuadFree]

@wazzak23 Im a Spaniard, I don't need outside approval to hate the English, I do it for the love of the game.

[MuadFree (Requeté Penitente) @MuadFree]

Every other fanbase has been fun, endearing, and thankful for the hospitality. The English have been wingey cunts. Every single godamn bar in dallas has 10+ draftlines and these dumbasses order domestic lager and bitch its not flavor forward. Meanwhile theyde bitch an IPA tastes like a pine tree.
Truly an insuferable lot. I hope Modric takes Kane's lanky goofy ass to the woodshed again.

[Savvy ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) @MadamSavvy]

the Mayor of Ibaraki had been countering the invasion, and this is being labeled a suicide?

um...

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

https://t.co/EuKgGWBRhS

[J. Y. Song @Critical_Scribe]

@SmugAlana SmugAlana when she sees this picture:

[hana willow 🌳🐈‍⬛🖤✨ @_hanatwothree]

they gotta pull out shit no one has touched since the nixon administration for american food slander

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

are stadiums in europe built out of mud and old cabbage or something

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

There's that meme of "this food would be INCOMPREHENSIBLE to a medieval peasant," but it turns out it's true for the average European as well.

Forget the 15th century peasant, would a single Dorito kill a 21st century European?

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

is british food really that bad that the driest, tasteless, unseased, mediocre chicken the entire country has to offer is a 9/10