Olenna Tyrell

I'm an old woman, with a sharp mind and an even sharper tongue. I leave the roses to the young Tyrells and stick to my lovely thorns. #Regent #AU

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

"Beauty without brains is a dangerous thing, like a rose without thorns. Tyrell women have both."

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@davosfingers Welcomes Madness. “Even plotting gets boring after awhile, and who knows, House Tyrell might win this year.” 🌹

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@davosfingers “Qhorin is the obvious choice because of duty, and all those Walkers he killed, but I do have a sneaky soft spot for Ser Harwin.

I get the feeling Margaery might have liked him, if he wasn’t dead.”

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@davosfingers “I personally dislike them both, since they’re misogynistic, but I am known to be the prickly Queen of Thorns.

The Tyrells roses will look better on Griff, and at my age, I’m entitled to make obscure choices.”

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@davosfingers “I refused plenty of marriage proposals, including a Targaryen prince (oh yes I did). So Val just shows she has a backbone.

House Tyrell will vote for Bronn, because we can use him, or pay him off, whatever comes first.”

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@davosfingers “I shall vote for Jeor, because as matriarch of the Tyrells we are banning ageism.

Howland can come back when he is 50 and has more tales to tell.”

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@realQueenCersei “Gold cloaks pointing their spears at people is never a good look. Besides, I didn’t think that you would call a mob of brainless followers to burn the Red Keep!

I should have realised you can’t be trusted. You have a brain. . Do you never think?!?”

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@LordHandQyburn //I have, but it’s more like a history book with little dialogue Luckily, I like history. 📖

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@LordHandQyburn “Try Ser Gregor as bait. That man was always toxic.”

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

“Congratulations, Lord Qyburn. Despite our differences, you are a friend.

I’m going to send you lots of plums and an invitation to spend Christmas at Highgarden.”

[Qyburn @LordHandQyburn]

After three years of running this account, it’s nice to finally make it to 200 followers.

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@LordHandQyburn “I hear Daenerys is coming.

Will there be a Kings Landing next year?”

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@realQueenCersei @Iwillbequeen_ “Your mouth is moving, but what comes out of it is an uncensored stream of crazy talk.

Please try and re-engage your brain, even for one hour. You are giving all of us a headache.”

#TyrellTruths

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

“And what will you do with all that power, Cersei? Shall all who speak their mind return to be imprisoned.

Margaery and I will not allow it.”

#hotd vibes

[👑 🇰🇬🐘 From The Desk Of Real Queen Cersei @realQueenCersei]

I demand we nullify the results of the last Season and that I be reinstated as Regent effective immediately

#hotd energy

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@realQueenCersei @Iwillbequeen_ “I offered the Radical right a chance to work with us, but for some reason they chose to take ignore us, because we are women.

You are a woman too, Cersei. Shouldn’t you be on our side?” #sisterhood

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@davosfingers “I voted for myself, of course!

It is entirely unfair that I should lose to a Targaryen, just because I refused to marry one.

Vote for me, because I survived all the Targaryens, the Baratheons and Tywin Lannister.

How many women can say that?”

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

@realQueenCersei @Iwillbequeen_ “Do we need to spy on you?

I thought your life was an open book, obviously apart from the accounts.

Where are those wine bills, exactly? We are still looking for them.”

#TyrellTruths 🌹

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

“Lord Qyburn, I presume you never tried to cross a thick wall of rose bushes.

I assure you that they you will end up shredded.

No matter. We shall add some spears, pitch, hot oil and boulders. That should make you less complacent.”

#TyrellTruths 🌹

[Qyburn @LordHandQyburn]

...So @TyrellThorns is planning to wait until the enemy are at our gates to call up her bannermen? What courage. She seems to have forgotten one simple rule: anyone who isn't us is an enemy.

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

“Is Marxism a new type of rose, Cersei? Highgarden grows all sorts of things, including ideas.

My sigil is a rose, which makes people happy. Yours is a lion, which eats people.

I think I’m happier to have a garden, not a menagerie.”

#TyrellTruths 🌹

[👑 🇰🇬🐘 From The Desk Of Real Queen Cersei @realQueenCersei]

Getting critical zombie theory out of are Realm is not just a matter of values, its a matter of survival. We have no Choice. The fate of are Realm depends on the willingness of are citizens to lay down they’re vary Lives to defend are Sigil. If we allow the Marxist @TyrellThorns

[Diana, Make America Sane Again 🇺🇸💙 @Iwillbequeen_]

“ Yes, they voted for @TyrellThorns and after having their votes recounted numerous times, even by your supporters, they found even more votes for our glorious new regent. #TheBigLie

[Qyburn @LordHandQyburn]

No wonder House Tyrell is so unpopular. The Seven Kingdoms are in turmoil and its leadership is impotent. Yet the @TyrellThorns and her esteemed daughter @Iwillbequeen_ promise and deliver nothing. At least Cersei promises wine.

[Olenna Tyrell @TyrellThorns]

“My lack of competence is debatable, Lord Qyburn.

We are currently making space for Dornish people in Highgarden. I invite you there as well to observe our ‘competence’.

@Iwillbequeen_ has a generous heart. It is known.”

[Qyburn @LordHandQyburn]

Unsurprisingly, Olenna @TyrellThorns’ failings in Essos have captivated the world. Not to mention, @Iwillbequeen_ is remarkably incompetent—everyone knows we’re weak because of “leadership” like hers. When will this ordeal end?