ty tempel

Yes, I own—and wear—a pink bunny suit. And have a surfeit of gravitas. (he/him/god-emperor)

[Aaron Douglas @theaarondouglas]

Help BSG peeps..
⁦@MichaelTrucco⁩ ⁦@TahmohPenikett⁩ ⁦

#BattlestarGalactica

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Everyone should share this.

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT: Jim Jordan was a major co-conspirator in Trump's effort to mount a coup. Yet it's not an issue in the speakership race. @dfriedman33 & I have all the ugly details.
https://t.co/KjjSbIBpuX
Jim Jordan Tried to Help Trump Mount a Coup.
Now He Gets To Be Speaker?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The Speaker of the House is 2nd in line to the Presidency.
Jim Jordan asked for a pardon for his role in the attack on the very same body he now wants to lead.
And he has the full support of the other pardon seekers who ousted the last guy in the job.
Anyone else find this… odd?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

This is a reminder that Jim Jordan spoke to Trump on the morning of Jan. 6 and later voted in the House to reject the 2020 election result.

He’s utterly unfit to be Speaker.

[ty tempel @tytempel]

Well played

[Lee Drutman ⚙️🏛 @leedrutman]

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

[ty tempel @tytempel]

Landing strip

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Best caption wins.

[ty tempel @tytempel]

"Had to cruise on back home..."

Fair seas, Jimmy. Thanks for the memories.

[ty tempel @tytempel]

@jimmybuffett "Had to cruise on back home..."

Fair seas, Jimmy. Thanks for the memories.

[ty tempel @tytempel]

Grooming

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

What do you notice about this picture?

[ty tempel @tytempel]

um, that's not Central Jersey ... you put Monmouth into the south?

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

IT'S SETTLED! Gov. Phil Murphy put a decades-long debate to rest on Thursday, signing legislation officially establishing Central Jersey as a region. https://t.co/JG0JYdvEXp

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Trump: “I have to head down to Atlanta to get ARRESTED by a Radical Left, Lowlife District Attorney for A PERFECT PHONE CALL, and having the audacity to challenge a RIGGED & STOLEN ELECTION. THE EVIDENCE IS IRREFUTABLE!”

So irrefutable it was thrown out 61 times in court.

[ty tempel @tytempel]

Because it's tough to smile when you're a lizard in a skin-suit

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Seriously, why is DeSantis physically unable to smile like a real human? 🤨

[ty tempel @tytempel]

It's one of the subtle tells that indicates he's a replicant.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Never trust anyone who can't figure out how to smile naturally. What a fucking weirdo.
https://t.co/GKI1nSpn17

[ty tempel @tytempel]

Ladies & Gentlemen, the co-conspirators

[ty tempel @tytempel]

The very definition of organized crime

[Jenna Ellis 🐊 @realJennaEllis]

Thank you for this, @JamesOKeefeIII

You’re right — we all have to come together, fight together, believe in the cause, and stand up for each other. 🙏

[ty tempel @tytempel]

@rob_rosiello -- this guy soooo reminds me of our campouts and the scouts' cooking

[ty tempel @tytempel]

@radleybalko

[ty tempel @tytempel]

Wouldn't it be funny if a woman owned this truck, and those were her partner's balls? 😉

[Deacon Blues @lusstylucy]

MAGAS, if you attach a set of balls to your truck but it didn't come with a set of balls, your truck is trans. I don't make the rules.