Hugh Janus

Just a Jesus trynna find his Judas...

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

I'd give my Celebi a knife. Feel like he needs it. Also feel like it'd fit like a glove

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

And remembah kids, career day is just your first shot at networkin so don't fuck it up

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

The most gratifying act of creation is drawing the S thing.

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

I bet the first guy they put in jail was PISSED

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

Little dirt robot in wall e

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never had a slinky last more than 20 minutes

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

don’t hear much about queen elizabeth no more

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

Happy twitterversary tyler

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

the damn notification badge won’t go away if I don’t post this #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

Oh shit Caesar look out

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

I want it on the record that I’ve always tried to be on good terms with robots

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

the superbowl made my nose bleed

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

@Alldogsaredead Oui-ner

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What if Voldemort had fat tits on Quirrell’s back?

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

@GageIsDumb It’s divided by trilogy and everything!

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

There should be a “kind of like” button on here

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

D’ya ever shake the hot dog pan too fast and all you hear is meat slapping together?

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

Microwave burrito make it too damn hot

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

Taking a nap in my light beam to heaven

[Hugh Janus @TyTyMurMur]

crystal pepsi