Mr Enjoy Life

Hello, stupid.

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

Man I love all my Chad buddies. I also know their batting averages on cold approaches tbh

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Friend is visiting Seattle this weekend.

Here is his report:

Seattle nightlife might be the most cooked market in America.

Went out in Cap Hill with my buddy who’s a legitimate Chad. In NYC he’s batting over .500 on infield cold approaches.

Seattle? We went 0-for-15.

Girls with face tats, dyed green hair, three piercings, smoking cigs outside the bar were rejecting him and laughing like they were Victoria’s Secret models.

At least 25% of the girls were lesbians and my friend was still trying to recruit them away from their girlfriends like he was an SEC football coach.

I’ve never seen a dating market this brutal. Seattle nightlife needs a federal investigation.

Is Seattle the worst dating market in USA?

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

Typical Tel Aviv Thunder behavior.

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

👀 HOLD UP… this wasn’t just Fox pushing Chet.

Watch closely!! Chet Holmgren took extra steps, adjusted, and deliberately HUNTED Victor Wembanyama’s legs to try & injure him. Nobody caught this!!

NBA — When are we protecting our stars?? 😠🔥

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

@SenFettermanPA Did you use the Rooney rule when you chased down a black jogger in your neighborhood and pulled a gun on him?

[Hyperion @Ortgeist]

Home of Actor Wesley Snipes, Windermere, Florida, 1997

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

Seems the Taco Bell drive thru man couldn’t understand what I was saying inshallah he will
Get the order right

[Saad. @SaadInCyber]

NEVER FORGET. Gaza ghetto uprising - October 7.

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

@Chrls_Hwrd @HussainShafiei

[MintPress News @MintPressNews]

🚨BREAKING: A Large Number Of Israeli Soldiers Were Lured Into A Trap By Hezbollah & Killed

According to reports from on the ground, the soldiers were lured into a building, in Bint Jbeil, that was rigged with explosives.

The whole building was detonated with no survivors.

Israel reported a “serious security incident”, but is yet to comment on the details.

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

Robert Kraft and @Patriots please create an ad from the command center in the bowels of Gillette stadium condemning Israel’s blatant antisemitism #StopJewHate 🟦

[Trita Parsi @tparsi]

Members of the Iranian Jewish community inspect what is left of their synagogue in Tehran after Israel bombed it. On Passover...

[Alec @spermcramps]

Beards, tattoos, and gun fetishization are a form of cosplay for men who suffer from such extremely complex insecurities that if they didn’t latch onto these idolatries of supposed manhood, they’d instead be indulging in something like diaper play

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

@AdinHaykin1 When you’re in the army, you’re a cunt. When you’re not in the army, you’re still a cunt.

[Siddharth @DearthOfSid]

If Americans could read 4 whole pages of text, we wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place.

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

@ElijahSchaffer Lol so embarrassing. Living in the suburbs and having mom taking pics of the larp fit. Go get a job, loser.

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

@MrAndyNgo @TheFP @FPJaySolomon The dick to your mouth pipeline is much faster.

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

@willchamberlain @Variety lol that’s the best you got?

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

@israel_advocacy Everything about this is so fake lol. Poorly written script and terribly delivered. No shame

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

“Bella Ciao” from Gaza to the world.

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

@JewishChron

[Mr Enjoy Life @u_ape]

@shaunmmaguire Shut the fuck up, nerd.