Madison DeCoursey

[thaifaggot @thaifaggot]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate’s linkedin profile as a flashlight

[Madison DeCoursey @u_MAD_SON]

No❤️

[siddhi devī🌹 @shreemastrology]

if you have a strong sweet tooth, eat a piece of coconut or consume coconut oil every day to kill the fungus that causes those cravings.

[Madison DeCoursey @u_MAD_SON]

When a song has the lyrics “sing it” it embarrasses me

[to a homeless guy: sorry i don’t believe in fiat @websiteidi0t]

We are the sons of the tap dancers you couldn’t pull offstage with a giant hook

[Madison DeCoursey @u_MAD_SON]

When someone tries to explain something to me.., It’s like why are you doing this to us?

[Terry Boo @IIamameeve]

me in the presence of nerds gummy clusters

[Madison DeCoursey @u_MAD_SON]

U guys know that cuticle oil with the flowers in it? I would like to move in

[Madison DeCoursey @u_MAD_SON]

@dan1_california i’m fucking crying

[Madison DeCoursey @u_MAD_SON]

whenever a cashier pulls out that marker to check if i have counterfeit money it’s like ok why are you trying to make drama rn………

[Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜 @_theeunicorn_]

Imagine your kids coming home wondering what’s for dinner LMAO like girl, I don’t know! I was just gonna eat some chips today 😭

[Madison DeCoursey @u_MAD_SON]

@averyyrosebud Burpees😔

[Madison DeCoursey @u_MAD_SON]

Is there really a sadder moment than doing a push-up in your bedroom

[Madison DeCoursey @u_MAD_SON]

Something you should know about me is that I always have and always will be serving big forehead realness.

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

Me: i have a headache

WebMD: and it’ll be your last

[cole @juul_survivor]

I look like this

[helena riley @freshhel]

Being 9 is all about drawing outfits on a piece of computer paper because u found out what a fashion designer is kind of