Courtney

FF/Paramedic, nap lover, and pug enthusiast.

[Courtney @UACourtney]

A mood: https://t.co/TVB5zFbn1b

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Burrito: a bundle of joy you don’t have to support financially for 18 years.

[X @X]

we know why you’re all here rn

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you’re reading this post, it’s because our servers are working

[Courtney @UACourtney]

@ATTNEWS @ATT “Some” 😂💀

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

Steelers fans who went to the game rn

[Courtney @UACourtney]

@netflix It’s been 15 minutes! Y’all lied!

[Sour Patch Kids @SourPatchKids]

sorry, we've been busy listening on repeat. @ladygaga and @ygofficialblink really did that

[kyuuta @NirvashEXE]

A small business owner during the LA riots

Not saying these riots aren't essential but don't kick down the small guys
#MinneapolisUprising

[Courtney @UACourtney]

@reallyasianjoe @Trollacoaster @5feet1girl @byronfish Lmaoooo I hate you

[Babyraax🥶 @RaaxTV]

Snapchat : Tap to retry
Me after 13446th attempt :

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[Courtney @UACourtney]

I made an appearance on Twitter just so I could RT this and have this gem on my account 🤣😭

[AB @AB84]

My English paper do by tonight 12am need a prof reader make sure As and Bs #Eng303

[Courtney @UACourtney]

@reallyasianjoe Lmao why is this so accurate

[Wisconsin Football @BadgerFootball]

Coming to a stadium near you

#OnWisconsin

[chu @chuuzus]

is everyone ok?

[Courtney @UACourtney]

I’m back on my Twitter bullshit thanks to @byronfish

[Dain @Dainiankm]

Nobody:
Highschool girls with cars: