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UAE Girl Problems
@UAEgirlProblems
They are not as easy as a regular girl's problems. #UAEgirlProblems
United Arab Emirates
Joined August 2011
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4.2K Followers
199 Posts
How am I supposed to know what SOPA is if Wikipedia is blacked out? #UAEgirlProblems
Is Instagram the new Flickr? #UAEgirlProblems
I haven't had regular Coke since Lance Bass was straight. #UAEgirlProblems
You're an entrepreneur now? Weren't you a philanthropist? And a commentator on Arab affairs before that? #UAEgirlProblems
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2011 was tough. Not only did we lose Steve Jobs and Liz Taylor, we also got to keep the Kardashians. #UAEgirlProblems
My New Year's resolution is to do something about self-proclaimed Emirati celebrities. #UAEgirlProblems
Yay! Hold on, someone texted me... Never mind, it's Etisalat. #UAEgirlProblems
No, God. I meant the other Kim. #UAEgirlProblems
I only re-broadcast your painfully long "blessed Friday" broadcasts because I feel guilty about not reading them. #UAEgirlProblems
I will only purchase those ugg boots if they come with a matching barf bag. #UAEgirlProblems
Ahlam on Arab Idol? If I wanted to see a man in drag, I'd be at a private party in Mbazarah. #UAEgirlProblems
The only thing more outdated than your "that's what she said" jokes is your polo shirt. #UAEgirlProblems
I want to do something selfless. I'm thinking a charity that exploits people in need and feeds me attention. #UAEgirlProblems
I haven't seen this many people taking pictures with trash since Paris Hilton was here. #UAEgirlProblems
Britney is 30. I feel old. #UAEgirlProblems
Happy National Day! I want to be this fabulous when I'm 40. #UAEgirlProblems
I guess this means no more complaining. #UAEgirlProblems
My National Day decorations cost more than yours. Excuse me while I add that to my list of pointless achievements. #UAEgirlProblems
If this weather were a gay guy, we'd be hanging out and making fun of boys who grab their crotch in public. #UAEgirlProblems
You're lucky I'm not mad enough to threaten you with "do you know who my father is?" #UAEgirlProblems
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