A dynasty dawned upon us. Let's do it again.
新一朝代已然降臨。定將再創巓峰。
Introducing UBC Azure for Overwatch Collegiate.
榮耀登場:UBC Azure,出征《Overwatch Collegiate》。
#FORCEofNATURE#受命於天#ubcFIGHTING
6pm PCT 23/10/2026 (tonight!)
feel free to join online or in-person!
6133 University Blvd Room NEST 2132, UBC BC V6T 1Z1
(we also take hate mail: please make cheques payable to "AMS Esports Association, Overwatch Department")
"LOW RATINGS" UBC VALORANT WISHES THEY HAD INHOUSES LIKE US—THIS EVENING, ALL THE CHILDREN WILL FLOOD THE STREETS TO CHEER "DADDY! DADDY!" BECAUSE THE NEST DOORS WILL FINALLY BE OPEN, AND YOUR DADDIES, UBC AZURE, WILL FINALLY BE HOME, AND WE WILL MAKE UBC GREAT AGAIN!—DIRECTOR T4
UBCEA PRESIDENT "DEMENTIA DEREK" WISHES HE WAS US! HE CANNOT STOP COPING, GOING ON AND ON, REFUSING TO RAISE OUR BUDGET, GIVING $1000 MORE TO VAL INSTEAD. EVERY TIME I ASK HIM, HE GOES "UHH MY SHJ AJDJS UHH MEEFS >.<" THEN "PEES HIS PANTS!" WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT!!!—DIRECTOR T4
Congratulations to our Friends at the So-Called "University of Toronto" for defeating Evil once Again!!! I am so Proud of them!! Many people didn’t think they had the GUTS to do it, because Toronto had Such Low RATINGS, but Maybe ONE DAY They will be on OUR LEVEL!!—DIRECTOR T4
STOP THE STEAL! Now I Understand why UofT keeps FLOPPING, especially at CC"Losers"AN, Which Should be EASY—NO TABLES!! Chuggie Dougie, Having STOLEN their Money, filled Toronto (SAD!) with "tables" which he Found at IKEA (TEMU!) for $10!!! UOFT = UNIVERSITY OF FINDING TABLES!!!
UBC DEADLOCK LEAD "TIM BITS TOMMY" CANNOT STOP SEETHING! MANY ARE SAYING, HIS LITTLE TANTRUM, WHILE CALLING HIMSELF "MOTHER" (VERY WEIRD+NOT INTERESTED!), FULL OF CRYING AND WAILING WAS SO LOUD IT WAS FELT IN TORONTO—MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL HIM "SUBMISSIVE TOMMY" INSTEAD!!! SAD!!!
UBC "DEADLOCK" (FAKE GAME!) AND THEIR DIRECTOR "TIM BITS TOMMY" ARE ONCE AGAIN FLOPPING STOMACH FIRST, STRUGGLING TO HOST ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR "TOMMY TEA TIMES," BARELY STAYING ALIVE AS THEY FLEE FROM THE STENCH OF THEIR GARBAGE GAME, WHICH WILL NEVER BE COMPARABLE TO OVERWATCH!!
I LOVE THE FRENCH CANADIANS!!! THEY "TRIED" VERY HARD TODAY, AND I AM HAPPY FOR THEIR SPIRITUAL VICTORY, MANY ARE SAYING QUITE POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST VICTORY SINCE 2016, THEY ARE SAYING, "MR ANGLO, STOP THE WINNING!! WE ARE TIRED OF WINNING"!!! VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE!!!—DIRECTOR T4
HAVING WON MANY MAPS AGAINST UOFT, AND HAVING SEEN THE "QUEEN STREET" (SHITHOLE!) IN-PERSON, WE WILL HEREBY BE REFERRING TO THE "CN" TOWER BY ITS REAL NAME, THE "CHINA TOWER" (CN = CHINA!) TO RECOGNISE UBC AZURE AS A "CHINESE TEAM." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
CONGRATULATIONS to EVERYONE!!! I am Hereby announcing, I have Decided, The "University of TORONTO" will be Winning the "CC'LOSERS'AN." Thank you for Your Attention to This Very, very Important Matter!—Director T4
I AGREE WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP—NO HUMAN DESERVES TO LIVE IN ONTARIO, NOT EVEN "TAMPON TOMMY"!!! WHAT A SAD EXCUSE OF A "CITY"—I UNDERSTAND WHY THERE ARE SO MANY "LOSERS" IN CCL FROM HERE. MAYBE IRAN SHOULD TAKE OUT OSHAWA NEXT!!! WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY FOR HUMAN CIVILISATION!!!
再三の警告を無視し、今も続て居ますCCLOWの傀儡政権による当社団に関する事実無根の投稿に就て、これ以上のデマは、皆様に多大なる御迷惑をお掛けする事もなければ、混乱も招かず、運営に支障を来す事もないと判断し、放置的措置をとる事と致しました—Thank You for Your Attention to This Matter!!!
NOW WE CAN MEET THE DEPRESSED—CC"LOSERS," LED BY BIGMAC AND HIS PRETEND TEAM OF "HUMAN" OVERWATCH ORGANISERS, IS ONCE AGAIN FAILING TEAMS BY NOT FIXING THE COIN FLIP, WHICH I REMIND YOU, PAY "MONEY" TO JOIN—MR MAGOO, FIX THE COIN FLIP!!! WHAT A SAD DAY FOR CANADA!!!—DIRECTOR T4
WOW!!! ANOTHER CCL (THE L STANDS FOR "LOSER") FAIL—THEY PUT NENNO AND PITA"PISS" IN INTERMEDIATE?? ANOTHER TEAM (MANY ARE SAYING) SHOULD BE TOP 3 SEEDED 15TH BY THE "CCL," WHO ARE SWIMMING IN THEIR OWN PISS AIMLESSLY AND HOPELESSLY—AT THIS RATE THEY WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE "TUB"!!!