Don Jon

Work, and other things.

[Ty @ImSorryKC]

Breaking: Patrick Mahomes has tested positive for being the best QB in the NFL and will dominate Tuesday’s game against the New England Patriots, per @AdamSchefter and @FieldYates.

[DeAnna Lorraine 🇺🇸 @DeAnna4Congress]

Joe Biden said today that he's vetting dozens and dozens of women for Vice President.

I wonder which one will pass the smell test.

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

While President @realDonaldTrump works to save America, Democrats have only been concerned with:
⦾ Impeachment
⦾ Investigations
⦾ Ice cream

[Ronna McDaniel @RonnaMcDaniel]

CNN gave airtime to Christine Blasey Ford's attorneys, her friends, her family.

They even aired focus groups on the allegations.

It’s been 24 hrs since evidence from CNN own's archive emerged corroborating Tara Reade's story.

How in the world can CNN justify not mentioning it?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game and a fantastic comeback under immense pressure. We are proud of you and the Great State of Missouri. You are true Champions!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Kobe Bryant, despite being one of the truly great basketball players of all time, was just getting started in life. He loved his family so much, and had such strong passion for the future. The loss of his beautiful daughter, Gianna, makes this moment even more devastating....

[Don Jon @Uber__Huber]

@MyNutsAndColts Byron Pringle

[Don Jon @Uber__Huber]

@MyNutsAndColts Fuck em

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Yo @ColinCowherd, I've got an offer for you (since you turned down my more than fair paycheck-for-paycheck bet)...

If the Chiefs win, you pick a game in KC next year and we meet there. You've never been to my hometown. I'll show you a great time. @FS1 will spring for the flights

[Carol Anselmo @ansELMOSworld]

Hey @getcrackin, I appreciate you trying to add extra protein into my diet, but I think I'm going to have to pass on the larva! #slimyyetsatisfying #imstilleatingthem

[Don Jon @Uber__Huber]

@ansELMOSworld new movie to watch https://t.co/Rls4FtidDz

[Yoga Hosers @YogaHosers]

Bonjour! My name is Guy Lapointe #YogaHosers

[Don Jon @Uber__Huber]

@ansELMOSworld hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.

[Don Jon @Uber__Huber]

@ansELMOSworld do you even tweet?!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Christmas tomorrow!

https://t.co/RDLRb0wSge

[Don Jon @Uber__Huber]

@ansELMOSworld is my world Fam

[Don Jon @Uber__Huber]

Thanks Paige Yore, a new hashtag is being created for stories that seem fake and are just used for attention.. Im calling it #attentionyore

[Don Jon @Uber__Huber]

"Bluray and bukake"- @ansELMOSworld

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Barack Obama and Brad Pitt are ninth cousins.