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#beachsquad rip peep tho

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fuckin myth bitch myth

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we finna go hooomee, that’s what weeeeee finna do. weeeee, we finna take his stupid behind home

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………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………canterbury tales

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Messenger birds weren’t actually real right?

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@kbnoswag can’t beat those $3 Narragansett’s

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my lord ur wife lady Macbeth approaches

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Heads up

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If you wear gloves you are a fucking loser mix in some #grit

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@Uber__Myths twitter do your thing🙌🙌🙌

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retweet for chili’s fav for Applebee’s

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If u hold ur nose when jumping into a pool ur a fucking myth

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@PalmerSquares @VantablacSOL https://t.co/tVE2v5XYuj

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She dressed like a nurse and say that’s what she really do

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She dressed like a nurse and say that’s what she really do

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You're all idiots

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There's a right answer here

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Gender reveals are a #ubermyth

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Is Miley Cyrus hot

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Only a sith deals in absolutes

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Crave food but I can’t eat