THE jerk on the boat

normal & cool

[THE jerk on the boat @Uber_Floyd]

Starting now if I ever need to get out of a convo I’m just gonna look away and say “sorry... Gotham needs me”

[Tommo @LUFC1992_v2]

This is breakfast pizza from @caseysgenstore

Oh. My. Days.

The photo does NOT do it justice.

Egg on pizza? Shouldn’t work but somehow it’s incredible! �� 🤤

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

“Do you need a napkin to wipe the blood off your hands?”

“When the revolution comes where will you hide?”

“When did you sell your conscience?”

I forgot how good Wonder Showzen was lol

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Things will not improve in this country until democrats realize Americans are stupid and must be tricked into having their basic needs met. Do you explain medicine to your dog or do you cover it’s pills in peanut butter?

[THE jerk on the boat @Uber_Floyd]

Butter Chipotle Homosex

[shipz ✧ @heyshipz]

the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

This guy magnificently used sarcasm to explain the Republican and MAGA hypocrisy in regards to the Alex Pretti murder.

👇👇👇

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

I’m 200 pages into The Count of Monte Cristo and I have not read a single word about the sandwich yet. Feels like a lot of unnecessary backstory.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Okay, this is funny! 😆

[THE jerk on the boat @Uber_Floyd]

Ok fine just get tf away from my house my mailbox looks shitty now assholes!

[✍��� Leonardo D'Anchiano @HdAnchiano]

El pájaro carpintero puede golpear un tronco hasta 20 veces por segundo, y cada impacto equivale a chocar contra una pared a 25 km/h, sin sufrir daño cerebral porque su cráneo tiene una estructura esponjosa y su lengua se enrolla alrededor del cerebro, funcionando como un cinturón de seguridad natural.

[Annalea 🪷🐝🌻 @citizengatsby]

“I blew out my knee Jazzercising so I don’t want a guy that’s too active.”

This Vhsdates account on TikTok is incredible. 😂🤣

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

It’s unhealthy how many times I’ve watched this 😂

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

bringing back my all time favorite tiktok in honor of thanksgiving

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

They’re definitely never letting us have another American pope

[THE jerk on the boat @Uber_Floyd]

The hypersexual “hyyeeah” after baked potatoes sealed the deal for me

[greg @greg16676935420]

This might be the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make

Hashbrowns

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Cold Beer Friday!

[DepressedOptionsTrader, CFA @account_blown]

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[Covie @covie_93]

If you see anyone not mourning the death of Robert Redford the way you would like them to please call their employer and get them fired!