UberBitch

Typical drunk, bitchy, sailor mouthed broad. #UberBitch

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

Why the fuck is it still January though?

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

LOL sending me a Facebook message asking me "What's good my future wife?" is NOT effective. Especially when we "just made out that one time"

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

If you are a guy and you pout in selfies, kindly fuck off and go get fucked in the ass.

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

@AlphaMalePrblms hashtag do you boo. ✋

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

@AlphaMalePrblms not sorry. It's all I can stare at because its so awkward. Almost like her teeth are too big for her nonexistent lips.

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

Like who's mouth is the worst? Emma Stone or Taylor Fucking Swift? I can't even decide.

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

Emma Stone's mouth annoys the fuck out of me.

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

Scott Disick is such a fucking babe.

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

Public Enemies. Bye.

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

I can't listen to "Since You Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson without picturing the scene from Laguna Beach of Kristen in the limo re: Ste-phen

[J. Marie @jax_mariee_]

My friends are so perfect. LAWLZ @UberBitch_

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

I must have used mine up. RT @realblondebetch: everyone has three great loves in their life #makethemcount

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

I can only date you if you are as equally psycho as I am. So.

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

Running on fumes. And by fumes I mean vodka/tequila/beer/whatever I can get my hands on and coffee. Love/hate/love birthday weekends. Bye.

[Designer Gay @Designer_Gay]

I'm not impressed by how much of daddy's money you can spend.

[Socal blonde @Socalcityblonde]

@UberBitch_ you mean like, "OMG i love my baby, omg he's so cute" omg omg stfu bitches. #getittogether

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

@realblondebetch absolutely not. 💋

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

I hate people who are obsessed with their significant other. I mean like overly fucking obsessed. ✋

[UberBitch @UberBitch_]

I want to RT/star fuck all of @AGayLikeMe's #TweetsISeeEveryday

[kesha @KeshaRose]

90s music on blast