Fartley

I’m about to become evil.

[Fartley @UberDriverFart]

quitting school to focus on Uncle Pussy

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i've never been in a situation i haven't at least thought about making a joke in

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

eu tentando me impedir de gastar meu próprio dinheiro:

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

my uncle pussy just slammed shut! what a hideous picture.

[𝗹𝘂𝗸𝗮 @whimsicalbunni]

puppy play but you surrender me to the shelter cause you don’t want me anymore

[Fartley @UberDriverFart]

Thursday is for Uncle Pussy

[Val Doggy ΘΔ 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @autocanidphile]

if only there was an app where we could discuss uncle pussy with Jeremy Renner

[depressicas @depressicas]

rest in peace my uncle he got hit by a pussy

[Fartley @UberDriverFart]

nobody noticed when i was depressed but sure babes you can read me like a picture book

[Fartley @UberDriverFart]

boys are to die expeditiously!!!!!!!!!

[Fartley @UberDriverFart]

feeling like jennifer check when she’s hungry.

[Fartley @UberDriverFart]

i feel like boo boo

[Fartley @UberDriverFart]

it be the ones you think are the realest

[Fartley @UberDriverFart]

all you fake bitches will burn.

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[puppy 🌕 ₊˚⊹ 𐂯 @988puppy]

Cambiar tik tok por Twitter es como dejar la cocaina por el fentanilo

[Fartley @UberDriverFart]

@robertsleed781 okay! okay!

[roohi ⚢🌛 @forsappho_]

i wonder how big my dick would be if i had one