Beth

[Beth @uberGruber]

thanksgiving is your yearly subscription to your family... lmao

[Beth @uberGruber]

I'm just destined to be a loser.

[Beth @uberGruber]

This the type of weather where you can shower, put on clean clothes and deodorant, and still smell like BO 5 minutes later.

[Beth @uberGruber]

That new Kirby game looks pretty good though.

[Beth @uberGruber]

I have learned that living in a small city, you will never ever get visits from friends or family. Even when there's more to do around here.

[Beth @uberGruber]

I can't wait until this NFT shit goes away.

[Beth @uberGruber]

Flash sales make a few people happy and piss off a whole lot more people and turn them away from your shop forever.

[Beth @uberGruber]

I love her so much

[Beth @uberGruber]

@itstheotterkeya I hated gyroids in NL and don't like that they are coming back in NH.

[Beth @uberGruber]

It is my 10 year Reddit cake day. This shit is too old, time to make a new account.

[Beth @uberGruber]

it look me 6 months but it was worth it #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Beth @uberGruber]

I need to make an album of my AC villagers singing disco.

[Beth @uberGruber]

being alive is such bullshit. i want out

[Beth @uberGruber]

Age Test: If you have a question where the answer is easily Googleable, do you A: make a post about it on Facebook or B: Fucking look it up yourself. If you answered A you're probably over 35.

[Beth @uberGruber]

@UberFacts HR is not there to protect you, it's there to protect the company.

[Beth @uberGruber]

The whole thing where people title their Youtube videos "I did XXXXX so you don't have to" is annoying asf and I will never click on them.

[Beth @uberGruber]

Old people need to learn how to fact check.

[Beth @uberGruber]

I love it when people who know nothing about me tell me something I posted or said "was so not like you"

[Beth @uberGruber]

Eyes so dry, sleepy, and crusty I can hear myself blink.