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The Harry Potter books get their name from the main character, Harry Potter

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On April Fool’s Day, people sometimes tell you lies and call them “jokes.”

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You’re only getting older.

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The more hair you lose, the balder you get.

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Today, you’re a day older than you were yesterday.

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Today, you’re a day older than you were yesterday.

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People with peanut allergies are less likely to enjoy eating peanuts.

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Thirsty? You should drink something.

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Today comes before tomorrow.

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The meaner the person, the less nice they are.

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This is a Tweet.

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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Shorts are like pants, but shorter.

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Parenting is not for everybody.

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When someone is lying to you, they're not telling you the truth.

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For every person you know, there is some last moment at which you will ever see them.

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Is your room too dark? Turn some lights on, that will help make it brighter.

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If you call a carrot, it won't answer.

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Dirt is dirty.

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Being healthy is good for your health.