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Blind people have trouble seeing.

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Your parents are not virgins.

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You can't read this tweet with both eyes closed.

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Living people are more likely to breathe.

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There's a little voice in your head reading this right now.

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Deaf people have trouble hearing.

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The day you were born is known as your birthday.

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Asking someone for a hand does not mean you physically give them a hand.

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It’s impossible to look left and right at the same exact time.

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Money does not actually talk.

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That part of your twitter profile where it says "followers" and then a number... That's how many followers you have on Twitter.

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It gets dark when the sun goes down.

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Dying is the number one cause of death.

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You can't talk while inhaling through your nose.

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Sometimes the sky is blue, but sometimes it isn't.

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You need peanut butter and jelly to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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It's typically colder during the winter than it is during the summer.

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Very true.