SF Uber Gossip

Whats said in the Ubers of Sf doesnt stay in the Ubers of SF. Not affiliated with @uber.

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#1 More like FrontBack.why?

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#1: Summit Series is Burning Man for people that like showers.

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#1: 6:30 is a magical time in the marina. It's walk to/from yoga time.

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#1: Sean Parker's biggest crime isn't killing redwoods it's this stupid Hipster International playlist.

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#1: high-fived every gay-looking person I saw today!

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#1: Programmers are perverts.
#2: What?
#1: "Ruby on Rails" would be a great name for a porn.
#2: So would"Python".

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#1: At some point you ask yourself, "Do I want to be a rioter, or rioted about?"

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#1: We could easily determine a Delusional Valley Insider score just by counting layers away from Dave Morin on Path. cc @StartupLJackson

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#1 (to driver): You should put a pink merken on your limo.

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@StartupLJackson you can ride us anytime.

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#1: Signed up for @mailbox today
#2: Fuck that. I'm starting a new app called "Waiting In Line"

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#1: Yes, Asians count as minorities.
#2: Well if we are just counting, people that went to Yale are minorities too.

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#1: At some point people become so stupid you can't out smart them.

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#1 (comparing iPhone 5 to iPhone 4): Mine is longer.
#2: Yeah, but mine has more girth.

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#1: Waiting in line to get into a bar in San Francisco is like taking a number to have sex with a hooker.

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#1: SF cell reception fucking sucks.
#2: The things we put up with to try and get rich.

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#1: Our relationship is in stealth.

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#1: Never take $aapl stock advice from someone using a blackberry.

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#1 on phone: I told him, I don't work in PR because I'm blonde. I'm blonde because I work in PR.

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#1: I want to be the first self-made rich kid of Instagram.