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For Coming, Thanks. Next Bond. #00Squeeze. Future president of

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Using my degree in Trustonomics to calculate the Quadricep equation #Trustinometry #HyCertainlyNotInuse

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Ladieingtons and Gentletrusts, the rumours ARE true. The Man with the Golden Dumbell returns in the sequel to Biceptre, No Time to Squeeze! Biffed all the way from Bosnia to a cinema near you. The names Trust, That’s So Trust. #ProteinShakenNotStirred #LicenseToBiff #ArmsNeverDie

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This is a direct request for you @BorisJohnson to end this #Dockdown so I can get back on the el squeezingtons with the Three Trustketeers #SCHOVID19 #StayTrustSaveLives

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A yes geez! Hope ur all enjoying ur pints of Corona. But instead of a boring quarantine, I’m introducing a DENK fitness DVD #Dockdown Features home workouts that’ll really get ur arms and arms pumpin! Make sure you stay home so we can really give that Corona vicep a squeezington!

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When you walk into the fitness room with A-Brooksy laaaaa to see the el bench-pressingtons occupied by third years

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*Broooksyyy laaa is doing bicep curls at the gym

My brain:
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Me: Ahhh yessss geez! Give us a squeeze
*squeezes bicep*

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@gawje12 Pull day is it? Back and Bis legooo

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@claudiajayneX @rachelwinbow Easy geezers, are we sure you've been biffed an invite this timington? #Byeceps

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@willtravis101 Pause rep geezers! All you need for pHat biceps is a diet of Dabs n Dumbells! Look at these gunz #Ak4Dock #ARMtillary #Bicep.50cal

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@alexbenjones 🤔

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Probably don't have my own TV show, nono certainly do. Catch solid fingers live on BBC #Brooksy'sBicepCrew

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Officially completed uni geez! Back to Trustchester now to catch a good ol' squeeZington with my old gaining partner! #Dockingham #DockBack

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@Barry0710Barry @Ezgaughan My TRUST radar just squeezed.Don't be using TRUST out of context geez, or you'll get biffed 2 Bosnia #ElBifferton

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@bennyboywonder8 You call that an El Dabbington? I'll show you #Dabsmen #Dabsville #LewisDabbock

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"Back once again for the dab-again master, common room damager, power to the people🙌🏼"

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Sorry Brooksy laaa, looks like I can't give you anymore El Squeezingtons #YesSqueez

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Sorry for the lack of tweets just been recharging the trust by catching some rays #VitaminDock #TrustPanels

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Batgeez v Supertrust was lit AF🔥Wonder Woman was Pengerton! They asked me to star but they would've had to change my role to #flexluther

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@bennyboywonder8 Headbutts? Chops? Full bash? Didn't think so.