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The new first rule of Bowling Club, safety! Tonight we'll show these boys the gutter.

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Feels like there's not enough time in the day to keep people safe.

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@psychoUCBW looks tasty, but all that cholesterol could land you in the back of my ambulance.

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@psychoUCBW it's always smart to have backup.

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If @psychoUCBW is going to be menacing the @UCBW roster on 4/7, I'll have to make sure I'm there to keep everyone safe...might need a hand.

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Everyone feeling alright? No emergencies? Being safe?

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@psychoUCBW I'll do my best to keep @UCBW safe from @UCBWFishstix

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@psychoUCBW if @JustinTimeUCBW didn't save @UCBWFishstix I would have. Wicked or not, a life is a life.

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Chugger ended up being ok. No need to worry everyone. Really not a safe maneuver for Fishstix to do to an announcer.

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I've called for backup, come see which of New York's Finest answered! Tonight at midnight @UCBW @UCBTheatreNY

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I've got some fine friends to help me keep the @UCBW safe. Be there November 20th and you can help too!

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Those Chikara fellas sure didn't adhere to my "Safety First" guidelines. Hopefully Doorman is a little more responsible than they were.

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Hoping that tonight's hardcore ladder match is safer than the name suggests. Think I'll bring extra gauze. #UCBW

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Guys, do you think, what if when everyone is safe, no one is safe? #safetyfirst #marijuanasecond

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Oh boy, word just came down from the top and I'll sure have my sterilely gloved hands full next week @UCBW Cage Match. #SafetyFirst

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Getting in a good sleep and then I'm heading to @UCBTheatreNY at 6:15 for @UCBW improv. Should be a very safe show. #DCM17

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Sadly, as an EMT in the city, that wasn't the first time I've had a knife to my throat.

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Just restocked my emergency supplies for Thursday. Can't wait to see all you #MedHeads at @UCBW Cage Match!

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Back in action! 5/14/15. @UCBW proved just how unsafe it can be this past WSM, I won't let that happen again. #StaySafe

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@psychoUCBW if you need help carrying stuff, I can help out!