H20man

🖊🆑☁️. 🦸🏽‍♂️ ten out of ten

[K3H 🤴 @K3HDARX]

@instablog9ja "Before he turn homo make I sharply turn am to womanizer"

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong

[H20man @Uchejae]

When you get rich and finally make it, they’re all going to want you, mostly because of your money. That’s why you should go for the baddest girl out there.

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Women are so creative 😂

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

Omo, if you see babe that’s career driven and ambitious, hold her tight o, na ‘clock it’ full street now oo

[erb_dool @ER3D00L]

Congratulations to me, I open appliances shop at 20 after 3 years of hustle, wish me well 🥳

[a. @DahiiChaval]

normalize dating kind women, soft women, consistent women, and well-mannered women

[Prophet_Ikuku | Neural Network @Zyyon_]

Prenup is not only for Men. You would know this if you were a rich woman

[🌟🌟 @joga5bonito]

Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

[unscripted ✰ @UnscriptedPnL]

my hard earned money na your love language , this girl.

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

It’s disgusting behavior to look down on people, then suddenly change when you find out they have money.

[☆ @seadave1a]

getting beat up and hearing “no let them fight” is so fucked up 😭😭🥲

[Tife @whoistife_x]

when you start boxing. you’d realize why one round is 3 minutes 😂

[ajay @1meajay]

even if you sabi the game, observe.

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

It's now more expensive to be a boyfriend than a parent.

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

THis is what you use when you have trouble shooting.

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

If you think about it, a scientists whole job is to fuck around and find out

[ajay @1meajay]

as long as she don't ask

[millar🏂 @millar_forever]

I have decided to enter the tunnel with my own light

[Monkey D. Tiz @tizardkelly]

Ngl the ladies went crazy with that “if he wanted to he would”. They super correct. Cause omm I don’t be wanting to.