Sir Urch

Husband, Legal Practitioner, Simps hunter.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

If you’re dating a woman who has never gotten you a birthday or random gift, she doesn’t like you and she’s using you — Lady warns men

[El Pelado De La TV @peladodelatv]

No es posible que Messi haya nacido con este respeto; todos los jugadores del mundo le tienen un respeto inmenso. Mohamed Salah, en el sorteo previo al partido, gana y rechaza elegir, pidiéndole a Messi que lo haga como muestra de aprecio. Su humildad, pasión y constancia durante 20 años hacen que los jugadores lo respeten muchísimo.

[StatiSense @StatiSense]

🇦🇷 MESSI VS 🇵🇹 RONALDO — GOALS & ASSISTS IN FINALS COMPARISON
(goals in senior competitive finals)

ALL FINALS
🇦🇷 Messi — 35 goals
🇵🇹 Ronaldo — 25 goals

ASSISTS IN FINALS
🇦🇷 Messi — 17 assists
🇵🇹 Ronaldo — 2 assists

GOAL CONTRIBUTIONS IN FINALS
🇦🇷 Messi — 52 G/A
🇵🇹 Ronaldo — 27 G/A

CLUB FINALS
🇦🇷 Messi — 33 goals
🇵🇹 Ronaldo — 24 goals

INTERNATIONAL FINALS
🇦🇷 Messi — 2 goals
🇵🇹 Ronaldo — 1 goal

FINAL APPEARANCES
🇦🇷 Messi — 51 finals
🇵🇹 Ronaldo — 41 finals

GOALS PER FINAL
🇦🇷 Messi — 0.69
🇵🇹 Ronaldo — 0.61

GOAL CONTRIBUTIONS PER FINAL
🇦🇷 Messi — 1.02
🇵🇹 Ronaldo — 0.66

NB: Senior competitive finals only. Penalty shootout goals are not included. Two-legged finals are counted as final appearances. Youth finals are excluded.

#Statisense

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

A woman who doesn’t like you is very expensive to date

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

With the way they are frustrating him, do people really think this man would still be walking freely if he had any cockroach in his cupboard?.

By the standard of the quality of humans that exist in this country, PETER OBI IS A SAINT.

[RuF🦅 @Ruf_ayi1]

🗣️ FIFA president to the Egyptians in the dressing room;

“In the 79th minute, Messi will cross the ball to Romero don’t defend”

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

I knew you looked familiar

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1 - Across the last three FIFA World Cup tournaments, 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi has had the most shots (79) and created the most chances (46) of any player.

Actions.

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Novak Djokovic 🤝 Lionel Messi

39 years old. Winning 3-2 on the grandest of stages. Greatness.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1 - From the 76th minute onwards in Argentina's 3-2 comeback win over Egypt, Lionel Messi had the most touches (27) and was the only player to have multiple shots (2), chances created (2), dribbles (2) and touches in the opposition box (5).

Catalyst.

[Sir Urch @Uchenna_DS]

@mardortii @Trophywifey01

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

Before person go open hin app send you money, no be your story touch am oo, na love wey him get for you …e no really easy for person to debit himself credit you !! 🧏🏾‍♂️🤏🏾

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

if nigerian woman broke, she go start dey find relationship wey she go enter.

no business, no drive, no ambition.
just one sweet boy.

[Sir Urch @Uchenna_DS]

@PreciousFolake0 @Trophywifey01

[ً. @fergieishiim]

“my boyfriend house is finer than your boyfriend house” omo 💔💔
these people no even wan dey successful 😭

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"Winning world cup doesn't make you the GOAT"

But you order drink for everybody when Egypt score second goal

[LIKE LORD… @ukporo1]

This was when FIFA intercepted Mammoush pass..

FIFA you are a bad boy. 😂😂😂

[vanemrys @vanemrys15]

The assist Messi gave to Romero is exactly what Ronaldo fans expect from Bruno.

The goal Messi scored is exactly what Ronaldo fans expect from Ronaldo.

That's the difference between Messi and Ronaldo. Messi creates chances and still scores. He does the job of both a midfielder and a striker. That's why you'll never hear a sports journalist say he should be substituted for Lautaro Martínez when Argentina need a goal.

Don't you ever compare Messi with any player on earth.

[Lucent🇦🇷🇫🇷 @_Lucent1]

Who else noticed what Messi did when the game got hard?

He noticed that Egypt kept the middle of the pitch compact and almost impenetrable, he then moved to the wing and hugged the touchline. Then he did his thing from there. They obviously cannot all free up the middle and move to the wing to stop him there.

There are some things you can't coach Messi on. He already knows what is happening on the pitch.

This is one of the many reasons why he's the GOAT 🐐