Ben Udwin

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[Ben Udwin @Udwin]

@SmoothRadio would love love love it if you shouted out the toad king, Dan Rogers!!! We’re driving down to see him now and are so excited for our night. Porky chaplain all the way!!

[Ben Udwin @Udwin]

@JoshBerryComedy @J8oyle

[Harry Trevaldwyn @harrytrevaldwyn]

the creepy british kid from horror films who grew up to be gay

[Amy Fowler @AmyAbroad]

😐

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

What is the point of a progress bar if its speed isn’t constant? What information, besides time remaining, am I expected to get from it?

[Rascal Activism @RascalActivism]

king of the world

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

This decorative bathroom tile reminds of something, or someone

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

This government U turn was originally a B turn.

[Ben Udwin @Udwin]

@Nigelrefowens @UKHerefords Tv vs ffn

[Ben Udwin @Udwin]

@JPMay_ You’ve always favoured the left. Sorry pour joke

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

Take me to the potato hole

[Agnes @agnesfrim]

To cheer myself up I have refound one of my favourite *ever* corrections

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

[Ben Udwin @Udwin]

@giacbelloli Was about 6 years below you at bennies and was impressed/admiring of your ability to write published poetry. One of the few people I follow on Twitter who’s tweets I’ll stop and read! (Also Mrs Greenhough didn’t stop talking about you)

[Ben Udwin @Udwin]

@amyyerrtibi f*ck

[Ben Udwin @Udwin]

@amyyerrtibi @ them I dare you

[Ben Udwin @Udwin]

@TimJ_B Any deets?

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Who wants to take a tour of my big office? Step inside we won't bite:) (a thread)