Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛

Welcome to my TwiX account- I’m just a mom avoiding empty nesting by adopting cats. I share DIY, entertaining & books

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

There’s always that one neighbor that starts shooting off their fireworks early 🧨 https://t.co/g6toFYkwap

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

What’s it called when you follow cats on social media and, even though you know you never can, you want so bad to meet them in person?
I have that.

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

How do you get mascara out of fabric? Asking for me 😭

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

Magnum would like everyone to know that he intercepted this wily creature. Hearth & home safe once again. 10/10

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

J U N E - sip smiling away @ChickfilA

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

We got another graduation invitation- congratulations $20.26 grad! 👏🏼

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

As an imperfect but sincere Christian can I tell you that if you’ve encountered a rude, unkind person claiming to be a Christian and it’s not just a momentary lapse or mistake, they are either immature or uncommitted spirituality - don’t give up because we are not all like that.

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

I feel like “Jessica” is in danger of becoming this generation’s Bogeyman. 😫 😐 🫪

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

Congratulations Class of $20.26 🎓

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

There are 2 degrees of Pride & Prejudice fans in the US: those that are waiting until after May 24th to get a Britbox subscription and those taking time off starting June 17th.

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

Parenthood explained in photos

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

Motherhood - the hardest thing you’ll never regret

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

Our microwave quit working. My daughter says it’s like living like the pioneers on the frontier as she reheats her Chinese takeout on the electric stove.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance…

-It’s ‘sleight of hand’
-It’s ‘bated breath’
-It’s ‘lo and behold’
-It’s ‘one fell swoop’
-It’s ‘brass tacks’
-It’s ‘free rein’

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

No one ever complains about notebooks having multiple tabs: my phone browser is just my pocket notebook.

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

Shout out to all those of us that vehemently protested our early bedtimes until we were old enough to stay up later then didn’t.

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

27 years old but the wedding is in June

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Chewy. He loves to help his grandma garden. She can’t kneel down to dig holes anymore, but that’s his favorite part, so they're a perfect team. 14/10 (TT: chewythenewfie)

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

The older I get, the more I need regular sunlight - just like a houseplant

[Elizabeth ☕️👩🏼‍💻🐈‍⬛ @UEntertaining]

What are you Worth? https://t.co/15VUOUKRZV