Dennis “Alpha” Erectus

Pillow academy, UF alumni, Theta Chi Rush Chair ‘87, Married twice, Tolerant Father 3

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@daveycrankingit @SnifferSeymore Davy,

Your either hungry or your not

Best,
Dennis

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@GToy27 Frank,

I’m in the same boat right now

Best,
Dennis

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Headed over to break up with the wife #thatsbaseball

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Thanks mom. And yes I am a fatass who wears a large #Thecrown

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My Ubers name is Hussain and listening to some Arabic music. #Bombthreat

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Someone got cut #proudtobeasigmachi

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Running into Dean Nurnberg in June was not on my bucket list #THEDEAN

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175? #proudtobeasigmachi

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Pissed off my boss now he got me mopping the ceiling #fuckthisjob

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Dog on the bar #Electric

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That’s body of yours

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Yeah mom I’m studying hard

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We have lost the love the game #Shrink

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Straw in the beer #phag

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Mind if a white boy speak a little Spanish #ethnic

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The wife just questioned why I packed 8 pairs of underwear for a 2 day trip #Shityourself

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In places you can afford with drinks you’ve never had #PurpleDranke

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Bourbon street I’m inside you #Handgernade

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Dedicating tn to Chuck Norris #Legend #chucknorriswalksintoabar

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36 degrees and 18 mph winds #toughguy