Cole Hahn

134 wins - 92 losses - 2 draws

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Crikey! We back in Aussie country, better late than never. Volk vs. Lopes, UFC 325. Another banger.

My guaranteed picks:

Fiziev ML: -120

BSD/Dan Hooker over 1.5: -130

Diego Lopes ML: +133

Thank me later!

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Shoutout Paramount+…we are confirmed back fellas. Back in the fight city of the world. Paddy “The Paddy” Pimblett vs. Justin “The Highlight” Gaethje. Let’s kick off 2026 with a fucking high note.

My guaranteed picks:

Sean O’Malley ML: -205

Jean Silva ML: -244

Gaethje ML: 2/1

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

My goodness. Hello from Madison Square Garden! Some are saying the best card of the year. JDM vs. Islam - UFC 322…an absolute banger top to bottom.

Guaranteed picks of the night:

Sean Brady ML: -135

Bo Nickal ML: - 230

Malcom Wellmaker TKO/KO: -110

Thank me later!

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

CHAMA! Worth the wait…UFC 320 is back in the Sin City. Poatan is looking to get his belt back against Magomed “Big Ank” Ankalaev (part 2). Let’s get after it.

Guaranteed locks (Parlay):

- Prochazka ML: -185

- Joe Pyfer ML: -235

- Merab by Decision: -200

Thank me later.

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Some are saying…biggest fight card of the year? Next question. King of Africa, DDP vs. Khamzat Chimaev 🐺. Live from the United Center. UFC 319.

Guaranteed locks of the night:

Lerone Murphy ML: +155

Chimaev/DDP over 2.5 rounds: +105

Carlos Prates ML: -255

Thank me later!

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Queue James Brown because we’re finally back in Louisiana. The Diamond’s last dance. UFC 318 is here. Dustin “The Diamond” Poirier vs. Max “Blessed” Holloway.

My Guaranteed picks:

Dustin Poirier ML: +110

Vettori/Allen over 2.5: -295

Vinicius Olivera ML: -135

Thank me later.

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

I’m also on Dariush ML

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Fellas…we bouncin back this week. I think I had too many adult beverages saying you should put the mortgage on Sean O’Malley last time around. Anyways, Topuria vs. Olivera.

My 3 locks:

Talbott/Lima over 2.5 rounds: -200

McKinney ML: -180

Pantoja ML: -230

Let’s ride fuckers!

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Put the house on Suga Sean…at least 3 units. Sean by decision or KO/TKO.

Merab is ass.

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

We back at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey. We got “The Finisher” vs “The Decisioner”, Suga Sean O’Malley vs. Merab “The Machine” Dvalishvili. Round 2. Get hyped.

My 3 guaranteed locks:

Patchy Mix ML: -185

Azamat Murzakanov KO/TKO: +180

Joe Pyfer ML: -380

LFG.

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Grab your maple syrup lads, we’re live in Montreal, Canada. Another banger of a card. Two title fights. Belal “Remember the Name” Muhammad versus JDM. Let’s have ourselves a night!

My 3 guaranteed picks:

Muhammad ML: -180

Schevchenko ML: +110

Jasudavicius ML: -290

Book it

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

I know nothing about UFC. Everyone should unfollow me!!!

[Billy @billyarends12]

@UFClocks Just lost my house and car thanks Cole!!

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Well…well..well. UFC 314 is back in Miami, FL. Ladies and gentlemen…I am locked back in and cannot wait for this Main Card. Let’s get into it.

My 3 Guaranteed locks:

Michael Chandler ML: +140

Sean Woodson ML: -190

Yair Rodriguez ML: -170

Thank me later.

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

I didn’t forget. UFC 313 on tap. Alex Pereira and Magomed Ankalaev. Free locks and free money coming your way.

My 3 guaranteed locks:

Alex Pereira ML: -115

Justin Gaethje ML: +140

Amanda Lemos ML: +120

Feeling dangerous. Thank me later.

[Clown.NicoHarrison @ClownNicoH]

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Nico's a clown

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Cheers all you sick cunts (accepted in AUS)…relax! Live from Sydney, AUS…Qudos Bank Arena to be exact we got Strickland vs. Du Plessis. Card is trash but we are.

3 Guaranteed Locks:

Matthews ML: -230

Suarez ML: -120

Strickland ML: +190

Thank me later. LFG.

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Well I’m cooked. Bad start for the brand…Talbott exposed…

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Been way too long. Back on my bullshit with a few heaters for the fellas tonight. Dagestan vs. Money Moicano. Not ideal but let’s get after it. Live from Cali..UFC 311.

My 3 guaranteed picks:

Islam by KO: +120

Payton Talbott by KO: +110

Jiri ML: +115

Thank me later.

[Cole Hahn @UFClocks]

Back in the Sin City. Boys are buzzin. Ready for some spit swapping makeout matches tonight. UFC 310 has arrived…Pantoja vs. Asakura.

My 3 Guaranteed locks for the night:

Pantoja ML: -240

Rahkmonov ML: -380

Evloev ML: -235

Thank me later.