Vito Raimondi

Professional Procrastinator

[Vito Raimondi @UfficialeVito]

This new generation is obsessed with looking successful instead of actually being successful.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Like a true Italian, Luigi Mangione's fatal error as an assassin was giving himself away by stopping to flirt with the cashier at the cafe before going to work

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

You get three lives.

[nyx @CHUUDRIFT]

lando norris p1 champagne pop hits so fucking hard

[Book @DevinBook]

No loss November

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

u can’t sell houses u don’t own
u can’t sell cars u don’t own
but
u *can* sell stock u don’t own!?
this is bs – shorting is a scam
legal only for vestigial reasons

[Vito Raimondi @UfficialeVito]

@pardoniznichole You always smell funny and have very bad taste of things anyways so I think you’ll be fine 🙂❤️

[Vito Raimondi @UfficialeVito]

I think we’re all being quarantined so that the government can change the batteries in the birds without us knowing. I’ve never seen a baby pigeon, have you? 👀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[ESPN @espn]

"Mamba out."

Mamba forever.

[Vito Raimondi @UfficialeVito]

@pardoniznichole I’m just tryna get you to stop tweeting about Morgan wallen every 2 minutes

[Vito Raimondi @UfficialeVito]

Can’t disagree with this kid 👌🏼

[Leanne Stuck @LeanneStuck]

11-year-old Sam just won free Chick-fil-A for a year.

I think we can all relate...

Learn more about the new Cheektowaga location at 11.
@WGRZ

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

What if you had everything and it wasn’t enough

[Vito Raimondi @UfficialeVito]

@pardoniznichole #Ungrateful smh he was just tryna think of cute date ideas.

[MoWest Student Section @MowestS]

THEME FOR WEST vs the other side: CREEPY CARNIVAL/CIRCUS‼️
‼️MORNING TRAIN @ OLLIES @ 7:30‼️
‼️NIGHT TRAIN @ WEST @ 6‼️
BE READY TO GET LOUD & GO STUPID‼️‼️ 🚫🧢

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

What’re accomplishments if you don’t have the right person to share them with?

[Vito Raimondi @UfficialeVito]

@ChickfilA needs to serve breakfast all day.

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

There’s nothing more addicting than progress.

[Conor McGregor News @ConormcGregor5]

First thing Conor McGregor did when he got out jail last night?

Went for a run. @TheNotoriousMMA

[Vito Raimondi @UfficialeVito]

I guess Alabama has the Butch Jones curse now. GG Clemson 🤙🏼

[Vito Raimondi @UfficialeVito]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Cigarettes are so fucking disgusting