Unbridled Foreplay

Just the intrusive thoughts of a Midwestern plebeian

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There's nothing like the relationship between a person and their friends' parents. So wholesome 🥰

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@disappear30 A shot of insulin so I can eat this cheesecake

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Tonight

Was perfect

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The average adult swims ~5.5 times a year and I think that's sad

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I scoffed when I realized how ignorant we are as the human species. Now I'm astounded at how far we come

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The 7th grade boy at youth group tn while eating his flaming hot Cheetos: "Bro the amount of red dye 40 in these is terrible"

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One of the best skills to learn early in life is how to answer one question correctly:

What's the most important thing right now for me to make space for?

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I'm not really into accountability so much as I am into sustainable recovery

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I may not know all the answers but at least I know an uninformed opinion when I hear it

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Did you know that the Spanish word "cálmate" is derived from the English phrase "calm your tits"?

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I really think Tyler the Creator needs to say

"Now give me that kombucha, and stop playin wit me. Girl fur real"

with 1000% sass

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Please sir, it's no longer politically correct to stupid

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I'm tryna get tipsy off kombucha. Give me that scoby buzzzzz

[` @schiz04renic]

according to your ex, what exactly is wrong with you?

[ebby ᥫ᭡. @luvshqrks]

tolerating always turns to resentment btw

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I don't want a vacation. What I want is an adventure.

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

Ignoring each other with the intention of marriage

[໊ @user0000O0]

not to be dramatic but fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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If I don't live the lie, I don't live. Still, it pains me to hide.

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I loathe myself so much but not enough to change.

What is that?