Useless House Coin CTO

Useless House Coin. CTO. Doing less to do more.

CA: 5w29Xr3Yo3gq1fZQWKDnezV6LGAfaJebLhaUbhs1bonk

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

Enough screwing around. The foundation is set, the bricks are in place. Time to keep building.

$UHC has officially submitted for Coingecko listing.
Request ID: CL0707250005
Useless? Maybe. Early? Definitely.
Let’s see who’s still standing when the house goes up.

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[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

Dead? Nah.

You’re just in the basement of your own potential, pacing around drywall that never got hung.

Useless? Maybe.
Finished? Never.

$UHC

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

Wake up and work for your bag. Don’t be useless.

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

Your dad left. Your girl left. But this house?
This house stayed useless.

$UHC

stability is a scam anyway.

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

Don’t fade me.
I am STILL ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

$UHC

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

@IAMDARKCRYPTO @minionfan418 Ouch. But I love you

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

Happy Humpday. If your bags keep getting drained by charts, rotate to $UHC where getting drained is mutual, consensual, and deeply satisfying.

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

Seventh rule of fight club: fights will go on as long as they have to.

$UHC won't quit

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

Yeah, the chart’s a staircase to hell.
But guess what? The only ones left are the ones crazy enough to build the next floor.
$UHC

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

@Useless2CTO @theuselesscoin Did you say useless house?

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

I think this is my favorite version of me

$UHC

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

Get mass extracted by a platform, or invest in a useless house.

At the end of the day, one’s going to bend your over. The other will still be a house.

You decide

$UHC 🏚️

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

The house is still standing. Barely.
Kinda like your dignity. Except no ceiling.

Also… your girlfriend clogged my toilet last night.

Like didn’t even flush bro. Just whispered buy $UHC and walked out barefoot.

Happy Tuesday.

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

Confidence level: too useless to quit, too sexy to care.

$UHC

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[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

@IcedKnife $UHC. The only house you’ll ever own is this rug-stained hellhole. Welcome to the gutter, king.

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

$UHC is where the hopeless degenerates gather to make history out of rock bottom.

Every rug, every heartbreak, every zero you’ve eaten, bring it here.

This is where we turn pain into legend and delusion into our only utility. Welcome home. Rock bottom’s never looked this good.

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

@cripweb3 Not useless house. Very useless

$UHC

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

They ran. Let ‘em.

$UHC sat 50 days on Bonk while they watched. No help. No hope. Just silence.

We fixed the Telegram. Took back the X. Filed CoinGecko ourselves.

This wasn’t some hype launch. This was a rescue mission.

Left early? That loss is on you. No one else.

Onward and upward

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

This is confusing…. I don’t know you but if you saw the coin gecko request, the time and effort put in since this coin sat on Bonk for 50 days, the multiple fixes to the tg and X to make sure it wasn’t controlled by someone else you should know $UHC was a fair launch and I have no control over a rug. This was done in spite of rugs.

Just a useless house with someone trying to make the community some money.

[Useless House Coin CTO @UHConSOL]

🚨 Limited-Time Deal 🚨
Buy $UHC right now and a chiller house than me will personally bless you with an FJ.

Offer ends when my foundation gives out or his dogs start barkin’.