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terminal lucidity

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That’s my swag though

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If you’re staring at your phone on the road I am not using a turn indicator and merging less than 3 feet in front of you into your lane

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To be absolutely transparent I drifted out of my lane on i40 to post that and I missed my exit

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Sippin out a 12 pack of tallboy twisted teas towing a 4 horse trailer in my 15% tinted ‘16 suburban wearing a cowboy hat and Jordan 1 mids feeling like action Bronson bumping Bring me the horizon. No brake lights. Sunglasses on. 27 rounds in my AM-15. Threat to public safety.

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Man

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Pop pops so fucked up he forgot about his legs

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

You are unironically lucky you didn’t become a felony victim

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Who up walking they plank rn?

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Turns out, I don’t have to

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I can’t do nine months of this shit

[Hoodie Enjoyer @HoodieEnjoyer]

getting into digital art

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

here's a REAL pride month logo

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Sike, keeping my license. Shoutsouts the Alaska DMV

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@commentiquette Don’t care, shut ur moth

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

Pat Robertson strangled on his own breath today and died. He was simply too old to continue fucking people out of their life savings. He will be missed by so many, including Satan. There will be a viewing today at 6pm if you want to let his corpse grope your child one last time

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Good thing you don’t have to stop for cops on a motorcycle 👍🏻

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Brrrraaaaaaahhh they’re suspending my license.

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@bigdaddyvols @Mezmero86 @ppv_tahoe @ianmiles By definition, It’s not terrorism at all.

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All my friends have $25 fr