SuitedPockets

unfunny person just wanting to make others laugh; libertarian, deist, non-activist; live and let live is a goal not a philosophy;

all my followers are bots

[SuitedPockets @UhhYeah0k]

Maybe dead smoke alarms don't want you to try to fix the problem; they just want you to listen to them.

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I'd unironically use the fast-forward button on the remote from the movie Click to skip to a time where The Minions were no longer culturally relevant I don't care how much time I missed.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but i found your hearing aid.

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Me about to go on a first date: does this shirt go with my red flags?

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@YossiBenYakar Expecting these people to speak logically or even think logically is the problem. All they know is how to exploit white empathy. They don't even understand why it works, just that it does.

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@MyLordBebo Amazing shot. Who's the director?

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@Khan_Fatimaa1 This is no different than pointing a fake gun at someone and picking a phobia to cry after getting shot.

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@CircusofWoke @Joseph_Spurgeon Not saying you're wrong, but I'd love to hear your opinion of applying this line of thinking to coyotes or mountain lions. Or criminals.

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@Daudbhatti9164 Why aren't we letting 500k+ of these people into our country?

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@ClownWorld "Shoppers".

[fashy stacey @fashpoetic]

How can a species that’s wholly incapable of creating a written language or contributing anything to anyone, be allowed to use our system of government to prosecute us for using words in the language we invented?

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@ZXG9990 @aisarcore Is it bad that I read that in KGB's voice from Rounders?

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@LibertyCappy Moonwalking

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

At my kids doctor appointment.

Doctor: Do you have guns in your home?

Me: Sir I have guns in your office.

[kuroneko @wickedeye_]

women expect you to have a house and a wife before dating them.

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@Polymarket Does Zendaya have any another facial expressions?

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@Basedgoymemes Can I say the word retarded yet?

[🇺🇸🙏Chris White🙏🇺🇸 @PISDI94_96]

I just found out a dentist on my street was arrested for selling pot. I’ve been going to this guy for years and had no idea he was a dentist

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looking up if Eddie Vedder is still alive while he's literally answering my question on the radio

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

i don’t get why food trucks don’t deliver btch you already in the truck

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@DrNTXNews Do Indians know how to not scam?